knifemonkey

Greetings, boys and girls. Your beloved knifemonkey has returned from the depths of account deactivation {being poor is such a downer} ready to rock the minds of the two {occasionally three} readers I have out in this glorious community. However, my uneventful return has caused a fair amount of stirring in my mind for I was not the one to initiate this impromptu comeback.

You see, as I was rifling, moments ago, through the scattered mess I call a mailbox, {that's a lot of commas...} I discovered an email from SuicideGirls. "My old stomping ground? Why would I be getting email from there when it's been over a year since I've been there?" Investigating further, I discovered, with much shock and amazement, that an anonymous figure has set me up with three free months of wonderful membership. Who ever would be so kind as to allow me to return?

Most curious...

I digress. It's wonderful being back, and I really cannot thank the anonymous "gifter" enough; you really made my day. Thank you.

To fill you in on the last year, I have moved three times, drove my Mazda3, Crystal, into the ground, have become employed and unemployed countless times {gotta love the recession}, and have somehow found myself no longer in Chicago, IL. That's right, kids: the knifemonkey is no longer a resident of the Midwest. Now hailing from Los Angeles, CA, I'm ready to tear the west coast apart.

*smirk* You Cali folk have no idea what's coming...



rock hard. live harder. o_O