knifemonkey

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~ pictures from london!
~ an actual post!
~ nudity!

[NOTE] future blog entry may lack nudity.

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[NOTE]
please ignore this blog entry. i accidentally hit the bloody new post button, and, in my rambunctious, drunken state, i made a blank entry. to further add to my confusion, SuicideGirls doesn't allow folks teh delete their entries; something of which i was tryin' teh do fer the last bit. so, if you'd like teh know what's been goin' on with me, just check...
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hmmm... what has the UK shown me since my stay? well...

~ exchange rate sucks (i.e. $100 becomes 49.01... wee...)

~ i've never drank so much in my life (or with a relative, for that matter...)

~ rain also sucks (bloody sky water prevented my uncle, his lady, and i from playing on StoneHenge... effin' rain...)

~ Borat wasn't as funny as i'd hoped and...
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woo! i'm finally in london! woo! woooo...

*sigh*

...now what do i do?

...

*sits down*

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MESSAGE TO ALL MEMBERS IN LOS ANGELES

um... i've been here since wednesday, the 11th.

...what's there teh do in this town?

o_O ~ izzy b

*sigh* i'm going to Los Angeles from October 11th to the 18th, and the November trip to London is still on but...

*sigh* why aren't i more excited?

o_O ~ izzy b

so... i may be fired come monday... this is most unwelcome news because...

DEBTS and BILLS
- T-Mobile bill: $212.84
- Chase BP gas card: $436.39
- Collisions Center: approx. $650.00
- Chihuahua Tires: $130.00

SUB TOTAL OWED: $1429.23

CASH and SAVINGS
- Old leather wallet: $0.00
- Spiderman cup filled with change: approx. $20.00
- State Bank of Illinois checking: $773.42

TOTAL OWED: $635.81...
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* EUROPEAN TOUR UPDATE *

ok folks. it's now official:

THE KNIFEMONKEY WILL BE INVADING EUROPE
(mainly london and amsterdam)
FROM NOVEMBER 14th UNTIL NOVEMBER 21st.

so mark your calenders, oh european sg folks. i've got a week to tear your place apart!



...or i'll jus' chill with my uncle or something... God i wish i had more euro friends...

o_O ~ izzy b

* EUROPEAN TOUR UPDATE *

hmmm... sounds to rock band-ey... *shrug*

anyway, it's sorta official now! i'm either goin' over to london on the 6th or 12th of november until the 13th or 19th (respectively). unfortunately, none of my crew back here in the states can either save up that much until then, or won't be able to take a week off from school...
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when life gives you shit...

um... well...

aw fuck. i guess you're just screwed then, huh? can't really make shit-ade, can ya? 'cuz you don't really have anything better, making shit-ade and all. all you get is just a watery, sugary pitcher of shit. and that's no real improvement, is it?

shit...

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location: london, england
arrival/departure: november 7 / november 14
activities: ????

so, anybody have any ideas for what i can do in the wonderfully... um, wonderful u.k.? anyone want to party?

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