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what a weird strange christmas. My family got together on christmas eve (we've always done it the day before) then I got the stupid idea of going to church that night.

I wasn't feeling particularly festive this year and my hairdresser invited me out to her church. She was my age and seemed pretty cool at the hair salon but I didn't know her very well. She emailed me and said that she would meet me up front. I thought she meant at the doorway going in. Oh no.. she was fucking in the second row at the front!

So I go and sitdown next to her and I ask what kind of church this was and she said it was catholic. She asked if I was and I said no but I've gone occationally over the the years (ie Chirstmas and they were usually catholic ones).

Then she says that I can't take communion because it was a "mortal sin". Now I didn't give a fuck if I went up for communion or not but no one tells me what the fuck I can do and not do.

I told her I was spirtual but not religious. She didn't know the fucking difference and went on a rant on me right in the pew.
Telling me that I can save my marriage (I'm separated) if I pray to god and ask him. I just about went nuts on her right there but the nice guy in me took over and I changed the subject.

Then when we go upfront for communion and she is ahead of me and drops to her knees to get her little piece of bread. There was even nuns in line and they didn't do that!
So I burst out laughing in line and left the church!