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I was walking through the park today...and out of know where all of these "Knights" carrying foam swords and banners started to charge towards me ... I guess I had walked in the middle of a Live action role paying game or something like that....upon closer look its actually a group of guys with page boy hair, a healthy dose of dandruff, wearing cardboard boxes with tin foil around the boxes...I don't care how well put together one thinks they are...when you see 20 or 30 pubescent squires, wizards, and goblins running down a hill at you, you begin to question your own sanity for a second...I actually talked with some of the gentlemen from the "gnome" army ( ironically enough his name was David..like David the gnome) and met his damsel ( i forgot her name) ...the lovely maiden came equipped with braces and a tongue barbell..and between battles David the "gnome" would run over and make out with her passionaintly..as if David the "gnome" really was going off to fight the "Ogre army"...Then I started to oddly enough think about there sex life and all off the " role playing" they must do..then I started to think about her braces and tongue piercing...with all of that metal it would be like getting a blowjob from R2D2 or Iron man! And now I'm thinking why did I waste like 4 mins writing an explanation of my thought process! well its 3:45 AM so I'm going to retire for the "knight"! (get it?hahahahaha)