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Damn! I have to find that.

and yet we live in the 21st century. How fucked up

well, i may have stepped on the dogs tail (she really does show up where you least expect her and it's like "oh my god, i kicked you i'm so sorry!!!"). . . .but that's about all. . .

[Edited on Dec 15, 2004 5:00PM]

I feel like that all the time

ah yes, another sign of the apocalypse

still, the world won't end til I get laid
that's what'll cause it

I don't think it's that lame people never die. I think it's that they're so insignificant to existence that no one notices that they do.

But even the greatest nice guys are forgotten pretty quickly. Who remembers Paderewski now? One of the greatest musical talents, statesman, friend to everyone, a guy who gave and gave and gave and gave... Look up this guy's life for real inspiration.

And I think the picture of you is freakin' great. (My wife thinks I have a potty mouth because I say "hell" and even "shit" sometimes, so you gotta understand "freakin'" is pretty strong language.)

1- Sperm Bitches where this gal is putting semen that is on her face into a vial to make up for the sperm shortage.

2. Doug.

3. This one guy who made stabbing motions behind me.

*lurks in after noticing someone here actually has good taste in music*

1) First porno I ever saw. I think the name was "Sex Ventures 2069". In one scene, the Martian women need to drain sperm from these "helpless" men they've captured. The men are attached to a sperm sucking machine and one fellow declares "now I know what cows feel like!" In retrospect, it's not all that funny. But when I was 15, it was the shit.

2) Mary-Kate.

3) Not necessarily strangest but definite culture shock. Was visiting Seattle a while back and there was a homeless guy taking a leak on the sidewalk against a wall, while suits walked by like it was routine.

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"walk around town wit a frwon on mah face, fuck da whole world, gonna catch a murda case, die muthafucka die muthafucka"

[Edited on Dec 03, 2004 7:22AM]

hahaaah, you too, huh??

yeah, she's definitely the biggest celebrity crush I've had since Melissa Joan Hart way back when

Those are brilliant observances (seriously)!

or else torture some one

yes
taking it out on others always helps
I was too tired for that that night though