these last two days went by really really quick
i think i figured out why i've been all pissed this week
it's warm out
. . . .it snowed in Boston
. . . .West-bumblefuck-chester county NY. . . .rain. . .
oh, here i go bitching about the town i live in again
I'd talk about what's been going on at work, but I'd...
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i had the greatest dream last night
basically, me and this girl are watching TV, and we see my ex (#32, the one who pretended to be in love with me when in actuality she was married and trying to frame dude for abuse) getting rescued from her home on Jerry Springer.
so I go see her, with said girl (i won't say who the...
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secretdirtbag:
How did you get there so quickly? It's like in that Popeye cartoon where he is making burgers, and he is talking to Wimpy on the phone, and Wimpy says to Popeye that he'll be right over. As Popeye is hanging up the phone, there is a knock at the door, and it's Wimpy.
Strange how impossible this concept was at the time the cartoon was made, but with the widespread availability of cellphones, someone could be on your porch (or stoop) and create the same effect. I will always prefer to imagine the events from the perspective ot the Popeye era.
Strange how impossible this concept was at the time the cartoon was made, but with the widespread availability of cellphones, someone could be on your porch (or stoop) and create the same effect. I will always prefer to imagine the events from the perspective ot the Popeye era.
zombievengence:
take it easy man, don't get too wound up.
i'm having cold dominos pizza for lunch
if i don't post again, you know what happened


this past weekend was actually pretty fucking cool
I actually got to hang out with some people (read: they actually got off work. . .AND showed up.. . . .oh my god)
we got a great deal on the Slayer box set
I heard Big Business(. . .which is...
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suzy_kabloozy:
Wow ... you have the Mentors on your favorite bands list. Seeing as I'm from LA and old enough to be Jo Mama (although I'm sure my buffalo wings are not as good), I can tell you that El Douche was a pig like no other. It was not an act. I think he was mentally ill and he certainly did have a problem with alcohol. He used to panhandle for beer money, and he'd tell you a joke for a dollar. I would pay that man to NOT tell one his jokes. Really. You have no idea.
It did, however, make for good theater when they played. Ahhh, such sweet ditties of love ... Going Through Your Purse, Bitch ... My Woman From Sodom ... I really hope you will include the Mentors on your holiday mix. I should make just such a CD for all the married folks in my office.
RIP, Douche, ya old goat!
Well, sorry you're so angry. I can relate. I'm not crying any more, oh no, I'm making plans for revenge. LOL! Revenge that I will not carry out but that will nevertheless entertain me for hours.
~Suzy
It did, however, make for good theater when they played. Ahhh, such sweet ditties of love ... Going Through Your Purse, Bitch ... My Woman From Sodom ... I really hope you will include the Mentors on your holiday mix. I should make just such a CD for all the married folks in my office.
RIP, Douche, ya old goat!
Well, sorry you're so angry. I can relate. I'm not crying any more, oh no, I'm making plans for revenge. LOL! Revenge that I will not carry out but that will nevertheless entertain me for hours.
~Suzy

suzy_kabloozy:
P.S. Your website link is amazing. Did you do that?

well, the backstabbers inc show in NYC was cancelled
i'll prolly never get to see 'em now
oh well. . .that's okay
I'm gonna see fucking Melt Banana in April!
i'm getting one of those Dell Pocket DJs in the mail pretty soon
that oughtta rule
we got mom one for christmas, and i of course had to help her set it up, and in...
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zombievengence:
1. Probably built a snow fort, played Americans vs Nazis or else just stayed inside.
2. hmmmmmm, maybe news letters to join a cult, or else gay porno, something really nasty, or else just send her a virus that will fry her computer
3. I told some one that was trying to sell me dance lessons that I couldent accept them because I lost a leg in Nam.
2. hmmmmmm, maybe news letters to join a cult, or else gay porno, something really nasty, or else just send her a virus that will fry her computer
3. I told some one that was trying to sell me dance lessons that I couldent accept them because I lost a leg in Nam.
bigblack81:
Dude, I swear....Curiousity is getting me fucking annoyed with her comments on the DS board. To see that much talent going into rust and then tell me that she's too AMISH for me when I asked her out of sorts....
It's why women really do suck. It's also why, as much as I want a woman and a relatonship, I may well go your route, amigo.
Show me how to be bitter and nasty and creative. I've lost the ability to, sirrah. Please teach me how to hate it all.
It's why women really do suck. It's also why, as much as I want a woman and a relatonship, I may well go your route, amigo.
Show me how to be bitter and nasty and creative. I've lost the ability to, sirrah. Please teach me how to hate it all.
so. . .like. . .3 weeks ago, I finally saw Donnie Darko (AKA the flick that got a bad name because every little kid at hardcore shows worships it)
.
for an "overrated" movie, I thought it was really cool
that, and if you replace the bunny with a leprechaun, the film is basically about Ralph Wiggum
I also saw Ghost in the Shell 2....
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snidely_whiplash:
Hey, Thanks for the compliment. It's good to know that I can still bring joy to people's lives by being a scrooge.
hey, mother nature. . .yeah you. . .c'mere a second. .
*SMACK*
snowstorms should happen SUNDAY!!!!
NOT SATURDAY!!
DUMB ASS!!!!
*SMACK*
snowstorms should happen SUNDAY!!!!
NOT SATURDAY!!
DUMB ASS!!!!

zombievengence:
the fucking snow storm caused my tattoo appointment to be cancled

eight hundred five eight eiiiiiiiiiiight
two three hundred
EM-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!! (today)
two three hundred
EM-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!! (today)












the_gentleman:
Umm... 8005882300? A phone number...?
what can I say. . . .we have rocked
Envy are amazing live
you have to see them
that's all there is to it
Panthers are pretty good too
and I like Malady a lot. . .didn't get to see Haram though
those latter 3 bands all have members of screamo/grind bands that I like that broke up in the last 4 years.
there's a...
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Envy are amazing live
you have to see them
that's all there is to it
Panthers are pretty good too
and I like Malady a lot. . .didn't get to see Haram though
those latter 3 bands all have members of screamo/grind bands that I like that broke up in the last 4 years.
there's a...
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bigblack81:
...............................I fucking hate you,
I........I don't even know how to explain how much I'm angry that I missed this show. I want to see eNVy so fucking badly. At least they blew the socks off the crowd.
And you represented. That I can take comfort in. But they damned sure better get their asses down south soon.
Fucking hate being here.....
I........I don't even know how to explain how much I'm angry that I missed this show. I want to see eNVy so fucking badly. At least they blew the socks off the crowd.
And you represented. That I can take comfort in. But they damned sure better get their asses down south soon.
Fucking hate being here.....
I'm going to start a ska band
and I'm going to call it. . .buSKAkke!!!
i had a job interview this morning
turns out, the Ebay seller people weren't kidding about "we'll keep your resume for 3 months, apply again later"
they e-mailed me two days ago and asked me to come interview
trouble is, once again, it's out of the way
why the...
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and I'm going to call it. . .buSKAkke!!!
i had a job interview this morning
turns out, the Ebay seller people weren't kidding about "we'll keep your resume for 3 months, apply again later"
they e-mailed me two days ago and asked me to come interview
trouble is, once again, it's out of the way
why the...
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bigblack81:
Instead of blowing your horn, you blow your wad! Ha!
"No matter how much a woman loved a man, it would still give her a glow to see him commit suicide for her."
not my words. . . ....but you couldn't pay me to disagree
EDIT: ten minutes later - BAH!!
I forgot, I had random little stories to tell in this post.
When I was on the train today, going to 125th street, I...
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not my words. . . ....but you couldn't pay me to disagree
EDIT: ten minutes later - BAH!!
I forgot, I had random little stories to tell in this post.
When I was on the train today, going to 125th street, I...
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bigblack81:
Women want men to die for them. It's true.
I know my girlfriends would have loved it if I died for them and gave them them the mourning girlfriend scene they always wanted. Yup.
I know my girlfriends would have loved it if I died for them and gave them them the mourning girlfriend scene they always wanted. Yup.
1. Whatever, fuck, dumbass
2. Fuck ... fuck fuck fuck
3. Ha!
2 - Fuck
3 - Heh, or Ya
Have a great weekend!!