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hi.


MDF was fucking amazing
it'll be crazy to see how they top this one next year


anyway
I'm going to tell you a couple of things. . .and I don't know if you're going to like them

1. I really hate to burst your bubble, but video games are not "geek culture" anymore


video games are mainstream as fuck


this is not just the Wii's fault


it's been that way for at least 5 years


AT LEAST 5 years


you think Warcraft is some kind of fringe phenomenon just because people make fun of you for playing it??

fuck no

those fucks who make fun of you play it too


and if they don't, they're even bigger fucks who play fucking GUITAR HERO

yeah, Trey parker and matt Stone called all you Guitar Hero/Rock Band kids last year

I hope you saw it




video games are for hipsters and mainstream fucks

but they're not for geeks

not no mo


2. I'm gonna tell you something about ROGUE

you remember Rogue, right??
you probably had a little crush on her (I did too)

but the thing about her is, she can't touch anyone or they basically die
but she "wants to be touched, so badly". . .
so she calls out to all the guys "please, risk your life for a piece of this"

. . . .oh, and then if one does fall for it, she plays this guilty act like "oh. . .i didn't MEAN to hurt him"


oh gee

DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR TO ANYBODY ELSE!!!!!?!!?!!?!
(dating sucks people? where are you?)


I gotta hand it to Marvel. That is a VERY realistic portrayal.

oh, but "she's so tragic"
just like you, right bitch??

3. every girl secretly dreams of a guy killing himself over her.
they fantasize about it. it's the biggest self esteem boost ever.


but how about a guy castrating himself for her?

after all, the other thing every girl dreams about is castration.