kmatt

So the past couple nights I haven't been able to sleep. At all. No big deal, instead I"ve been playing my favorite game, comment hopping. It's quite easy, pick a person and start off by commenting in their blog. Pick a person who has already responded to said persons blog and comment in their blog, and keep doing it till you have nothing witty, entertaining,...
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Sometimes you just need to cry. I honestly wish more than anything that I could. It's been so long, I can't even remember. Perhaps I've just had a smile on my face so long that I've forgotten how to remove it and see what lies beneath.

Now don't get me wrong, I"m almost always in a good mood, but that's just because overall I'm irresponsible...
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I find it amazing that I can sit at a computer for 12 hours throughout the day for work and fun, yet somehow when it comes to writing an amazingly detailed blog like some people, I get so easily distracted. I guess I'm just not a born writer. So yeah, here's the latest in life, you heard it first here.

-Astoria Pastry Shop is my...
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So how's this for irony...

I dated a girl for 5 years. Beautiful girl, great personality, and I was totally in love with her. Enter in, World of Warcrack. 5 years of life and love together, ruined by an addiciton. Not drugs, not other women, but a video game.

ANYWAYS...I get dumped and left brokenhearted realiizing to late that I fucked it up. Boohoo, whatever,...
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Okay I give up. Girls you win. I'm tired of being lonely, and having a broken heart, so I'm turning gay.

p.s. if any girls are interested in turning me straight, feel free
p.p.s. i'm umm gay, but i still dont like guys.

Ooooh I'm going to hell. I'm looking at Suicide Girls at work. Bad Matt. Bad.

So lets see, 4 months. Nothings changed. Feels like that movie Groundhog Day. I think i'm going to go dance on my roof to change things up a bit.

I got poison oak on my umm, leg and umm, well, in another place. It itches and hurts like a motherfucker. Poor me.

I think I might be dying. I haven't slept in over three days. My body feels like its ready to shutdown, but there's just something preventing me from sleeping. No it's not any sort of substance, I am 100% sober. This can't be good, can it?

Ever get one of those urges to stand on your head?