kmatt

-I totally got to talk about zombie butterflies live on the radio today. I am quite proud of myself.

-Girls are such a trap...some of them look 15 but are 23, some of them look 23 but are 15.

-You're only as old as you feel. Unless you're talking to a girls mom, then you're just too old for her.

-Buying my employees cookies is a nice way to make them all shut up and do their work with less bitching and fighting.

-I like cookies. White chocolate macadamia cookies to be exact.

-I sound different on the radio than I do in my head. People are shocked to find out I'm Asian after hearing me on the radio.

-I have successfully photo-bombed so many pictures inside the butterfly house. Years from now, hundreds of people will look through their photos of their kids and be reminded of the crazy guy teaching them about butterflies.

-Why do people insist on telling me I'm not fat...I know I am getting chubby. On the bright side, at the all you can eat buffet today, I was the skinniest person there.

-Someone please come do my laundry for me.

-Still haven't seen Gatsby yet. Monday maybe?