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kmatt

Royal Oak, MI

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Tuesday May 07, 2013

May 7, 2013
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My List O' Things

-Hardcore Pawn is a terrible show, it's staged, and quite stupid. But I am far too lazy to change the channel
-My employees, when I gave them a list of things to do today, added "Find Matt a girlfriend" to the list.
-Iron Man 3 was terrible,and the reviews for The Great Gatsby are bad...I swear if Gatsby sucks someone is going to pay
-Finding those girls alive, is amazing and I am thankful for that...but seriously, people are fucked up.
-Oh yeah and my employees solution to finding me a girlfriend was to go to christianmingle.com and put it up on the screen.
-My new favorite game in this city is to look at a girl and guess how many children she has.

Yeah that's it for now I suppose
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
kmatt:
yeah the worst part to me is i've been there before and it's such a dump. all the screaming about real detroiters and such, which proves its scripted since none of them have been knocked the fuck out.
May 7, 2013
kay:
Oh those employees you have. ha ha.
May 8, 2013

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