Okay lets see if I can finish this while at work before my boss gets back! Ready, set, goooooo!
Starting things off, I'm apparently crazy and suicidal. Yeah, one bad day where you don't go in to work and sit outside all day in the pouring rain (I had an umbrella), and people automatically think you're nuts. Hrmm, I didn't sleep for 3 days either and I guess I was kind of depressed, but still...
Yeah speaking of staying of for 3 days, I remember this one time I stayed up for like 6 or so days straight. By the last day I was so whacked out of my head I ended up in the middle of a crosswalk in Royal Oak, down on my knees, crying. Oh yeah it was raining then too.
wtf rain?
Hrmm, moving right along...dun dun dun
-It's snowing. For all you ()@%*#&(@#%& who say "I wish it snowed here", please come to Michigan. I wanna throw snowballs at your head.
-People are idiots. No really, not a joke, no story behind it. People are idiots.
-There's a lady who comes into my work, and if I can spot her ahead of time, I need to hide our little candy dish. The jerk eats me dry every time
-Christmas is coming. Aren't you excited? If you said yes, please message me your home address and hours you will be home so I can personally come out to your house and throw snowballs at you. Don't worry if you're someplace warm I'll just bring a cooler full of em.
-Sitting out on my back porch half naked in the mornings to smoke that first cigarette...is rather uncomfortable now.
-Wow, I have gray hairs again. This means I need to find a girlfriend fast so she can pluck them for me.
-Speaking of WoW, World of Warcraft is the devil. I need to stop playing it again. Why did I start, God help me.
Yeah I'm bored now. I'm really not that bitter and upset of snow and Christmas by the way, but someone needs to balance out all this holiday cheer crap.
Starting things off, I'm apparently crazy and suicidal. Yeah, one bad day where you don't go in to work and sit outside all day in the pouring rain (I had an umbrella), and people automatically think you're nuts. Hrmm, I didn't sleep for 3 days either and I guess I was kind of depressed, but still...
Yeah speaking of staying of for 3 days, I remember this one time I stayed up for like 6 or so days straight. By the last day I was so whacked out of my head I ended up in the middle of a crosswalk in Royal Oak, down on my knees, crying. Oh yeah it was raining then too.
wtf rain?
Hrmm, moving right along...dun dun dun
-It's snowing. For all you ()@%*#&(@#%& who say "I wish it snowed here", please come to Michigan. I wanna throw snowballs at your head.
-People are idiots. No really, not a joke, no story behind it. People are idiots.
-There's a lady who comes into my work, and if I can spot her ahead of time, I need to hide our little candy dish. The jerk eats me dry every time
-Christmas is coming. Aren't you excited? If you said yes, please message me your home address and hours you will be home so I can personally come out to your house and throw snowballs at you. Don't worry if you're someplace warm I'll just bring a cooler full of em.
-Sitting out on my back porch half naked in the mornings to smoke that first cigarette...is rather uncomfortable now.
-Wow, I have gray hairs again. This means I need to find a girlfriend fast so she can pluck them for me.
-Speaking of WoW, World of Warcraft is the devil. I need to stop playing it again. Why did I start, God help me
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Yeah I'm bored now. I'm really not that bitter and upset of snow and Christmas by the way, but someone needs to balance out all this holiday cheer crap.
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It makes me pretty mad when people raid the free candy dish. Seriously, there are other people that desire free candy, like me.