kmatt

Been busy working 80+ hours a week, and at the minute I am actually out in New York celebrating Thanksgiving. But don't worry, I still have my sharp wit to write stupid blogs. So......

-Somehow I snuck not 1, but 2 lighters onto the plane from Michigan to New York. gg airline security

-Guitar Hero is fun. To bad I wil never get past the first song on hard.

-Went to an Indian Casino. I was expecting to see lots of Indians. Instead I was surrounded by asians. I don't get it. It was kind of creepy.

-Nintendo Wii is funny shit. I know that one day Wii remote is gonna go flying across room through television. I am also waiting for first Wii related death where some dude is playing baseball or something and whacks friend who got to close in head and kills him.

-New York is great...it's like Michigan with funny accents.

-I budgeted myself $50 a day on food. Nothing else. I own j00

-Apparently girl wont sleep with my friend because he's a Virgo.

Hrmm, retarded story, let me think a second...
Okay we'll go with two quick stories about me drinking, and why I don't

I'm allergic to alcohol, but that didn't stop me my first two times drinking. When I was 18 I was over at some girls trailer for a party, and they were drinking, and I had never drank, so I started drinking. Started with screwdrivers, and 10 minutes later was taking swigs out of bottle. I wake up about 12 hours later, pants around ankles, head in toilet, and polaroids of me puking with pants around ankles scattered about.

Didn't drink for about 2 years, then I decided to drink at a work Christmas party to see if I could drink. Woke up 8 hours later and had a girlfriend.

Sorry, not as entertaining as normal, to busy enjoying New York, be back soon!