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kmatt

Royal Oak, MI

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Tuesday Nov 07, 2006

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Okay, lets start off with MySpace comments that make me giggle. Yes giggle. You have a problem with me giggling? Die.

BITCHEZ BANG
RED REAL NIGGAZ BANG BLUE
I BANG ANY BITCH
THAT FUCKS WIT U
SEND THIS 2 ALL THA REAL HOMMIES THAT U KNO WILL ALWAYZ B THERE 4 U WHEN U NEED EM

UR ENEMY STABS U IN DA FRONT......
UR FRIEND STABS U IN DA BACK......
UR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND STABS U IN DA HEART.....
BUT ME, UR GOOD FRIEND CARRIES A KNIFE TO STAB THOSE MUTHAFUCKAS RIGHT BACK......
HoMiEs TiLL ThE FuCkIn EnD !! AnD AfTeR ThAt We StILL RiDe In H3AvEn!


Aren't those the most touching sentiments ever? Not quite as cool as "Holla atcha boi", but it's up there.

So people tell me I do the best asian impression ever, and they always make me do it for them. Seriously guys, I have an excuse for forgetting I'm asian, i can't see my eyes and all that, but come on now...of course I do a great asian voice/impression, I'm asian duh.

I haven't shaved in 4 days, so I now have the equivalent to about hrmm, 3 hours of growth that the average person would have. Body hair sucks, not having much of it rocks.

If you can get mail order brides from Russia, I wonder if I can sell myself as a male order husband (get it...mail? it's a joke).

The building where I work at is filled with psychiatrists offices, so you know what that means? Lots of hot chicks. Put 2 and 2 together, you'll get it eventually.

Riding the bus can sometimes be scary. I've noticed that the african americans are always sitting down, while all the caucasians are usually standing up by the front of the bus. I wonder why that is. Being asian, I sit in the middle of the bus.

Yahoo! Questions is fun. Answering others peoples questions while trying to keep my wit and still be helpful is tough. Although answering someone's puppy question with "They eat dogs in Korea" perhaps was going a little to far. Well no, not really.

Can't think of any funny stories about life at the moment (that translates into "I'm sick of typing and have work to do), I'll write one next time. Promise.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
myrtle1:
Psychatrists offices translates to lots of hot crazy girls...
and I must say, the crazy girls are always the hottest.

Trust me, I have more armpit hair than King Kong, I love it.
Nov 7, 2006
skywisdom:
You should post more.
Nov 22, 2006

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