kmatt

Hooray it's the start of a whole new week! Awww damn wait never mind, that just means another week of the same mindless bullshit. Atleast Heroes is tomorrow, errr tonight.

On the plus side, I bought my plane tickets to New York, woot woot. I've decided that this will be my new tradition, going to New York on Thanksgiving.

It's been said that the harder you look for a girl, the less likely you are to find one, just wait and you'll eventually meet the right person. I'm assuming the asshole that said this was unemployed, or actually had time to meet people. It's been 2 years since my last date, and I'm tired of waiting! Time to mail order myself a bride.

Oh damn that reminds me of a funny story. When I was 19 I worked at a coffee shop in Royal Oak, and every Thursday night we had an Albanian violinist come in, who was utterly amazing. Anyways, I was bitching to him one day about my life and money problems (which of course I still have 7 years later), and he makes me a proposition. No not one of those kind. So yeah, he tells me he knows of people who will A. Buy me a house and B. Pay me $20,000, What for you ask? I have to marry some Albanian woman. I can't remember how long it was supposed to be for, but it was like 2.5 or 5 years. Looking back on it, man I wish I had done it. It's been 7 years, I woulda been unmarried and had a free house now! Oh well.