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kmatt

Royal Oak, MI

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Saturday Sep 23, 2006

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I find it amazing that I can sit at a computer for 12 hours throughout the day for work and fun, yet somehow when it comes to writing an amazingly detailed blog like some people, I get so easily distracted. I guess I'm just not a born writer. So yeah, here's the latest in life, you heard it first here.

-Astoria Pastry Shop is my personal hell. I've been working there on and off for 7 years, gotten fired about 8 times, and rehired +1. Just started working their again because I'm broke. It started out as one day, extended to 2 days, on the weekends. Now somehow I'm up to 3 and counting. I love getting off 1 job and going right to the next, it's hot.

-My retirement plan so far consists of winning the lottery. Good start I think.

-I've decided to go to New York for Thanksgiving. I went last year to meet up with some old friends, and I think that it will be my new tradition.

-My car broke early in the summer, so I figured I'd save some money and wait to fix it until later, and just take the bus everywhere since gas was so expensive. Here comes fall rolling around and I forgot to get it fixed. Son of a bitch.

-Food should be banned from being so good. I can live without buying anything for myself. I can go to the mall, and not want a damn thing, but food, my god I just cant help myself.

-Everyone is moving away. Most of my friends have already moved away, and the rest are leaving before the years end. This makes me sad. I'm to much of a pussy to move I guess.

-I need to clean my room. Thinking of renting a dumpster and a big shovel to toss everything right out my back door into the dumpster.
dobler:
hahahahahahahahaha, thanks for the advice i love it.

"-My retirement plan so far consists of winning the lottery. Good start I think."

funny, thats my plan too surreal
Sep 23, 2006
mrmuller:
Hey man, don't feel bad, I'm always right.

I'm not a born writer either, it's very painful for me.
Sep 23, 2006

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