kmatt

So how's this for irony...

I dated a girl for 5 years. Beautiful girl, great personality, and I was totally in love with her. Enter in, World of Warcrack. 5 years of life and love together, ruined by an addiciton. Not drugs, not other women, but a video game.

ANYWAYS...I get dumped and left brokenhearted realiizing to late that I fucked it up. Boohoo, whatever, life goes on. However, now I can't play World of Warcraft any more, because I realized that because of it I lost the girl I loved.

Well then, its almost 2 years later. I still keep in contact with her, don't ask me why. So then, I don't hear from her in a month, so I call her to make sure she's okay. You'll be happy to know, she's alive, happy, and doing well. She's also now playing World of Warcraft with her new boyfriend.

Fuck me. How annoyingly ironic. This is Little MIss Princess, who hated computer and video games. This is the same girl who refused to play any sort of games with me and instead always wanted to go out to the bar and get drunk.

So yeah girls suck. I'm gay. Not for you though, only Johnny Depp.

p.s. I"ve decided that I wish I had a British accent. I'd be so cute, and then I could call people bloody wankers, and it would be even cooler.

p.p.s. zzzz