klonopin_chugger

praise be to allah! thanfully this semester is over and now lazyness can envelop me in her warm embrace. sorry for being a bad sg friend as of late, what with the complete absence and all, but eating dorritos and masterbating is a job that won't get done without dedication

i found out someone has been logging on to the internet using my screen name and password the list of suspects is long and diverse but i've narrowed it down to an ex girlfriend, a fat prick i used to hang out with, or a chief member of al-qaeda... either way it it sucks cause now i have to deal with the telephone monkeys at aol

i want to go somewhere during winter break, but my funds consist of a can of baked beans and a winning smile, and that won't even get me a bus transfer

i think my cat is sick, she has been acting like a bitch and puking all over. i can't afford a trip to the vet, so hopefully all the robitussin i poured in her food will take effect. *crosses fingers*

hope everyone's having a happy holidays

klonopin chugger kidnapping christian missionaries and rockin the infidel scream since 81'