dude, so i'm laying on my bed with my lady friend and i start smelling a foul funk, it's a cross between fish and gasoline, at first i think it's some sort of womenly hygiene thing, but than she jumps out of the bed screaming
it turns out my cat had left a dead mouse in the covers. one of the mouses eyes was gouged out
just thought i'd share that with you.



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brokenalice:
that's fuckin hilarious...
lil_billy_ben:
Maby I should get the cross tattoo and join Prez's gang.
