"Hi,I'm here for the gangbang."
so this week has been a mixture of boringness(that's a word, right?) and absolute drama. kinda like a mexican soap opera, except without the suave mustaches and guys wearin eyepatches. all i have to say is "serenity now"...........aaahhhhhhh.......
much better...
one more week of school, the countdown fuckin continues..
on friday billyben and i were given the assignment to, in...
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so this week has been a mixture of boringness(that's a word, right?) and absolute drama. kinda like a mexican soap opera, except without the suave mustaches and guys wearin eyepatches. all i have to say is "serenity now"...........aaahhhhhhh.......
much better...
one more week of school, the countdown fuckin continues..
on friday billyben and i were given the assignment to, in...
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saritalr:
mexican soap opera huh? that sounds traumatic 
jj_r0x0rz:
yes...yes it is..obey the pancake!!!
i tell ya, some mornings its just not worth chewing through the leather straps i'm pretty exausted, and stressed, just one more week though and the semester is over.
not much to report on, my damn house is being overrun by evil hordes of ants
little fuckers finished off my jar of peanutbutter 
he only had two weeks until retirement..........SSKKIIPPPYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, that was lame, um,...
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i'm pretty exausted, and stressed, just one more week though and the semester is over.
not much to report on, my damn house is being overrun by evil hordes of ants
little fuckers finished off my jar of peanutbutter he only had two weeks until retirement..........SSKKIIPPPYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! okay, that was lame, um,... Read More
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lil_billy_ben:
Wouldn't it be cool if your house was alive and did breath chaos, then you could be like, "We can't fight man, don't let the house win!" or, "don't call the cops, that's just what the house wants."
lil_billy_ben:
Don't delete Pat H's email, I told him to send it to you cause I couldn't open it!!!
why....hello.....
so the sg prom trip had its ups and downs. the ups you ask? well, me and billyben saw a wizened pimp at jack in the box wearing alligator shoes, the dude was indeed impressive. got to meet people from my friends list, most notably trihawk, goodlordyshorty, and surbetty. they were real cool folks. went to an art museum complete with hot sophisto chicks....
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so the sg prom trip had its ups and downs. the ups you ask? well, me and billyben saw a wizened pimp at jack in the box wearing alligator shoes, the dude was indeed impressive. got to meet people from my friends list, most notably trihawk, goodlordyshorty, and surbetty. they were real cool folks. went to an art museum complete with hot sophisto chicks....
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lil_billy_ben:
I'm in one of the prom pics. 
goodlordyshorty:
Pics are up in bettys journal, if you havent seen them yet.
PROM........to be continued..
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susannahjoy:
you suck.
jj_r0x0rz:
hehe nice shirt 
RED SNAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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mrsmead:
Very nice...........
susannahjoy:
fish is icky
i have absoloutley nothing to say..............except ~go for the challenge, go for the score, go for it! connect four!~
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chi:
Will Travel Connect Four work just as well?
rustgiraffe:
wow..i think i was just thinking the same thing....how strange
thanks for the well wishes..i know we will have a blast! hope you have an awesome weekend!
thanks for the well wishes..i know we will have a blast! hope you have an awesome weekend!
so where i live is and has been infested with mice, and the exterminator put in these little mouse hotels (sans complementary mints) and the mice get stuck to the sticky surface and proceed to die a slow painful death. so i the great angel of mercy, have had to try and put the little butt nuts out of there misery by delivering a swift...
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lil_billy_ben:
Whatever icebreaker you use, you must deliver it with such confidence in your voice that I myself would have to smack you for looking so arogent.
How about "If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?"
I personaly have had sucess with making subtle, flatering comments about their body.
How about "If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?"
I personaly have had sucess with making subtle, flatering comments about their body.
saritalr:
kind of like the shoe phone... only 10x more conspicious... however you spell that!
Why hello there!
been a heck of a week, that's right i said heck! i've caught some weird sort of neurotic undescisive bug, i'll run a fever, not run a fever, feel like shit, feel fine etc. it's freakin me out man.
this semester is nearin an end, and it's about fuckin time. damn filthy school, bweh!
one week till the prom! i forsee good...
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been a heck of a week, that's right i said heck! i've caught some weird sort of neurotic undescisive bug, i'll run a fever, not run a fever, feel like shit, feel fine etc. it's freakin me out man.
this semester is nearin an end, and it's about fuckin time. damn filthy school, bweh!
one week till the prom! i forsee good...
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goodlordyshorty:
Get your nerd on huh? Not much of a stretch from the norm I'm guessing. Hope you're feeling better.
Hope you're feeling better. 
surfbetty:
Aging hippies!!!!! why has nobody told me about this before? I should of moved out there a long time ago...
the squirrels in the walls are trying to kill me
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lil_billy_ben:
Sorry I couldn't stick around (girl trouble) feel free to call me and give me the 411 on group.
saritalr:
i love squirrels! you take care of those babies.... they are too cute. i hope youre doing well!
dude, so i'm laying on my bed with my lady friend and i start smelling a foul funk, it's a cross between fish and gasoline, at first i think it's some sort of womenly hygiene thing, but than she jumps out of the bed screaming it turns out my cat had left a dead mouse in the covers. one of the mouses eyes was gouged...
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brokenalice:
that's fuckin hilarious...
lil_billy_ben:
Maby I should get the cross tattoo and join Prez's gang.
so i was thinking, if they made a movie of my life, i'd want christopher loyd to play me.
my weekend was a mixed bag, on sat. the get together with my friends went well, we ate, hung out, yada yada yada.
on sun. my little family gathering didn't go so great, my mom's moving to texas and leaving my dad, and my dad is...
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my weekend was a mixed bag, on sat. the get together with my friends went well, we ate, hung out, yada yada yada.
on sun. my little family gathering didn't go so great, my mom's moving to texas and leaving my dad, and my dad is...
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surfbetty:
sorry to hear about your parents....I hope they can still be friends or at least civil to each other...
Glad to see the rest of the weekend worked out well for ya...
Glad to see the rest of the weekend worked out well for ya...
scattershot:
yeah I dug the whinnie the pooh stuff too ... but the hercules and all the other disney levels were fantastic too ... as you would say. fantastic.
hey there, my week's been boring, yours? just got back from the youth group, one kid in particular was acting like a hobgoblin, but other than that it went well. got paid in food like i do every week, maybe i was a homeless man in my previous life and my aura just screams "Will Work For Food" 
i dunno.
tomorrow i'm having a bbq...
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i dunno.
tomorrow i'm having a bbq...
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lil_billy_ben:
Like steroids. 
lil_billy_ben:
Hell yeah, I do. I need paper for my printer now too. We can have a good ol' fashon bike ride.