today when i was getting my haircut, i recognized one of the barbers from middle school, and i was like "hey didn't you go to blah blah blah?" she said yeah she did, and than she gave me a creepy get away pervet, type of look.....after that akwardness ensued, she seemed to be upset by the fact that i had recognized her even though she...
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narcissus:
Hey dude, I had a great time at the BBQ, thx for holding it at your house!! 
Sorry we gave the hamster too much beer!! 
Sorry we gave the hamster too much beer!!
narcissus:
Cool, you guys should definitely come bowling!
7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers at my uncle's ranch. You know that old chidren's tale fro the sea.
the behemoth that is my speech class is over! laziness open your arms!!!
today during the last class, my classmates were talking about some kid who shot himself(he lived) because he had thought a "bang" flag would come out like in looney...
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the behemoth that is my speech class is over! laziness open your arms!!!
today during the last class, my classmates were talking about some kid who shot himself(he lived) because he had thought a "bang" flag would come out like in looney...
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tony_burrito:
I have been given many funny looks for comments that I have made. Fuck them!! 
lil_billy_ben:
My friend/enemy Harrold is gonna come, this should be interesting.
FUCK WHITEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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lil_billy_ben:
That would be cool, then we wouldn't have to invite him to the bbq. 
lil_billy_ben:
I was at the bart station and this homeless guy looked at me and said, "they're not gonna let you on the bus with that bike." and I said, "yes they will." and he said, "I know, I'm just bullshiting you." and then he walked away. 
hellos peoples
went to the movies and saw shrek 2 today, a damn good movie. i never knew pinnochio was so kinky
insane amounts of mind numbing homework has got me bogged down as of late
i'll be spending yet another weekend doing meaningless work.....bweh!
the crickets are chirping outside.....it's relaxing, it'd be even better if my roomate wasn't cackling like a banshee to reruns...
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went to the movies and saw shrek 2 today, a damn good movie. i never knew pinnochio was so kinky
insane amounts of mind numbing homework has got me bogged down as of late
i'll be spending yet another weekend doing meaningless work.....bweh!
the crickets are chirping outside.....it's relaxing, it'd be even better if my roomate wasn't cackling like a banshee to reruns...
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lil_billy_ben:
DUDE, you gotta join the wrestling fans group and look at the Hulk Hogan's daughter thread. You gotta.
lil_billy_ben:
Sorry man, my battery went dead. 
*scratching a cheese grater down face* HOMEWORK BAD!!.........
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chi:
I could just sit there talking to my shoulder or something and swatting at the sky.
I dont mind going at all...just these are the times where I kick myself for not having a car. Damn it yet again! Ah well..
I dont mind going at all...just these are the times where I kick myself for not having a car. Damn it yet again! Ah well..
lil_billy_ben:
Nice marmot. 
sooo......ever done...it..with a retard before? interested...?eh.....
today after the i was done working with the youth group, i had an osterich burger at fuddruckers....it tasted...kinda gamey, yet....satisfying
went on a bike ride today, it's been a while, so i figure i should get into shape....we'll see if i follow thru though, i'm not one to brag but i've been known to be a tad lazy,...
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today after the i was done working with the youth group, i had an osterich burger at fuddruckers....it tasted...kinda gamey, yet....satisfying
went on a bike ride today, it's been a while, so i figure i should get into shape....we'll see if i follow thru though, i'm not one to brag but i've been known to be a tad lazy,...
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lil_billy_ben:
It should be the 4th not the 3rd so it can be a fourth of July party.
tarnish:
nope, I've never done it with a bonefied(sp?) retard. Just dipshits that we like to refer to as retards. heh.
I would rather watch the midgets. That would just be awesome!
Hope you had fun studying, I bet it was super exciting.
I would rather watch the midgets. That would just be awesome!
Hope you had fun studying, I bet it was super exciting.
si habla espanol 
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jj_r0x0rz:
ahhh muy bien!
littledeadkid:
el gato es muy pequino
gave another speech today, and what's cool is after i was done a hot chick in my class said she thought my dry humour was hilarious SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!!!!!! ........ah, she probably only wants me for my foodstamps
gonna visit my bible thumpin mother tomorrow, i hate seein her living in the shitty situation she's in now bwah!!
oh and big fat,...
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SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS!!!!!!! ........ah, she probably only wants me for my foodstamps
gonna visit my bible thumpin mother tomorrow, i hate seein her living in the shitty situation she's in now
bwah!!
oh and big fat,...
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chi:
I swear...I could never pass that one part with the key and the grandma or something...! Damn Nintendo! Damn them!!
jj_r0x0rz:
hahaha oooh always getting the ladies you suave devil.
i got a b- on my speech........this angers me......the teacher said everything was great but i didn't show enough enthusiasim stupid bitch.....perhaps next speech i should go up and act like fuckin tony robbins, maybe do some jumping jacks, clap my hands and start a sing along......bweh.
so this weekend i went with friends to san fransisco....saw lots of crybaby protestors, a bum fight, and...
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stupid bitch.....perhaps next speech i should go up and act like fuckin tony robbins, maybe do some jumping jacks, clap my hands and start a sing along......bweh.
so this weekend i went with friends to san fransisco....saw lots of crybaby protestors, a bum fight, and...
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scattershot:
weeellllll the song is called fit but don't you know it. by The Streets. you should check it out its funny
lil_billy_ben:
I passed and got my permit.
He's like a homo-fasion hero, a straight guy but a queero
just searchin' for a rainbow parade, a little light up in his loafers, on "the love boat" he'd be gopher, he's just a metrosexual man.
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He's like a homo-fasion hero, a straight guy but a queero
just searchin' for a rainbow parade, a little light up in his loafers, on "the love boat" he'd be gopher, he's just a metrosexual man.
[Edited on Jun 09, 2004 1:40PM]
why hallo!
so i started my speech class this week and i gave my first speech today, i popped a few miracle workers (klonopin) and what do'ya know i was like fuckin jesse jackson, persuading, pulling the fools in and bamboozaling them..........okay not really but i think i did a decent job.
this weekend fun will occur.......i'm not sure how, but it will happen....hmmmmmmmmm...can anyone...
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so i started my speech class this week and i gave my first speech today, i popped a few miracle workers (klonopin) and what do'ya know i was like fuckin jesse jackson, persuading, pulling the fools in and bamboozaling them..........okay not really
but i think i did a decent job.
this weekend fun will occur.......i'm not sure how, but it will happen....hmmmmmmmmm...can anyone...
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lil_billy_ben:
I think we should have gone with the midget tossing plan.
susannahjoy:
i actually liked my speech class. i got an a. it was fun. and it actually did help, cuz i used to be terrified of public speaking, but no more!
Hey all, just hanging out with billy ben and friends on this fine memorial day. so far our glorious afternoon has consisted of shooting pictures of hairless pretty boys from my kama sutra book with my bow and arrows, many asshole shots were achieved. 
billy ben dared me to drink some filthy hose water from my diseased house, so i dared him to eat a...
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lil_billy_ben:
We need a solid game plan for this weekend so come up with a time and place and day to meet and a destination and post it on my journal.
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hello sg land, guess it's time to update, no? well folks my spring semester is over and i am berry berry happy. of course i start summer semester on tues. but at least it's fresh faces, and new subjects.
haven't been updating cause there's not many fabulous death defying adventures to speak of.....just me playin videogames, reading, hanging out and bouts of bare knuckle boxing...
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haven't been updating cause there's not many fabulous death defying adventures to speak of.....just me playin videogames, reading, hanging out and bouts of bare knuckle boxing...
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deviance191x:
never said they weren't....they are my friends afterall ...just don't aprove sometimes...
congrats on the "school over"-ness, wish that were me too...
-->deviance
...just don't aprove sometimes...
congrats on the "school over"-ness, wish that were me too...
-->deviance
jj_r0x0rz:
yes bwahahaha