crazy dreams
dreamt i was at someone's house, went to the bathroom and there was this horrible shit in the toilet. then i noticed it was overflowing and i was standing ankle deep in toilet water, so i started pissing all over the floor...then like a loose tooth, i twisted off my left index fingertip. it didn't leave a bloody stump - looked like skin...
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dreamt i was at someone's house, went to the bathroom and there was this horrible shit in the toilet. then i noticed it was overflowing and i was standing ankle deep in toilet water, so i started pissing all over the floor...then like a loose tooth, i twisted off my left index fingertip. it didn't leave a bloody stump - looked like skin...
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what a fantastic weekend it turned out to be.
started kinda rough...sat through an eight hour drug and alcohol class for my diversion requirements which killed most of the day, then came home and right about the time i was gonna take a nap, the girl i want nothing to do with drops in. of course. she's wanting to see if the tapestry she paid...
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started kinda rough...sat through an eight hour drug and alcohol class for my diversion requirements which killed most of the day, then came home and right about the time i was gonna take a nap, the girl i want nothing to do with drops in. of course. she's wanting to see if the tapestry she paid...
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everybody knows this character.
most of us have this guy at work.
the karate guy:
"come at me like you have a knife"
you go jabbing at his innards with an invisible dagger as you would if you were really attacking him...
"no, not like that...like this"
he proceeds to demonstrate how an attacker would attack him so he can show you his deadly new...
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most of us have this guy at work.
the karate guy:
"come at me like you have a knife"
you go jabbing at his innards with an invisible dagger as you would if you were really attacking him...
"no, not like that...like this"
he proceeds to demonstrate how an attacker would attack him so he can show you his deadly new...
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one day soon, i'll wake up and say: man, that weekend was hell...glad its over. it paid off.
kloiterra:
man, that weekend was hell. glad its over. it paid off.
the bad news: mom's gonna be disappointed with my decisions until she hears...
the good news: just found out that i'm one class away from getting a degree.
who knew?
so i took the long route... 10 years on and off attending college actually does pay off i guess.
the good news: just found out that i'm one class away from getting a degree.
who knew?
so i took the long route... 10 years on and off attending college actually does pay off i guess.
so i'm driving home from work the other day and i hear this amazing song on KJHK. so good that as soon as i got home, i used my phone card to call the station, find out what it was. it was "landlocked blues" by bright eyes. i was somewhat put off by this info, but i decided to give the dainty conor oberst a...
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YAARGH!
im sick of being tired, tired of being sick.
what is this?
this is no good.
i worked a full shift anyway, but they took me off the carving station cause my nose was dripping so bad...woulda looked pretty bad if i gave em nose juice instead of au jus with their roast beef...
some people really take easter seriously.
thats their choice.
im sick of being tired, tired of being sick.
what is this?
this is no good.
i worked a full shift anyway, but they took me off the carving station cause my nose was dripping so bad...woulda looked pretty bad if i gave em nose juice instead of au jus with their roast beef...
some people really take easter seriously.
thats their choice.
ok, so i lied, technically.
my convictions didn't come to fruition.
i didn't win the lottery, we're not moving to canada.
...yet.
went to davey's uptown on saturday after work, saw Malachy Papers again. talked to mike dillon. he always recognizes me but never remembers my name.."what was yr name again?"
told him my story about my historical difficulties with March, and he kinda freaked...
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my convictions didn't come to fruition.
i didn't win the lottery, we're not moving to canada.
...yet.
went to davey's uptown on saturday after work, saw Malachy Papers again. talked to mike dillon. he always recognizes me but never remembers my name.."what was yr name again?"
told him my story about my historical difficulties with March, and he kinda freaked...
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what separates five nymphomaniacs from two alcoholics?
the cockpit door.
happy st. pats day. there's yr excuse, go drink, but remember- green beer leads to unnaturally green turds.
seen it.
lived it.
life ain't so shitty. despite missing last week of work from this flu that EVERYONE has, my paycheck was way more than i expected.
thanks for the raise, greg.
later this week, i'll...
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the cockpit door.
happy st. pats day. there's yr excuse, go drink, but remember- green beer leads to unnaturally green turds.
seen it.
lived it.
life ain't so shitty. despite missing last week of work from this flu that EVERYONE has, my paycheck was way more than i expected.
thanks for the raise, greg.
later this week, i'll...
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the deed is done.
perhaps nothing was done.
either way, its over and i'm breathing again.
what is it about liars?
its that they assume yr stupid enough to believe them
and let them take advantage of you.
any shadier and light would make her disappear.
on st. patricks day, it will have been 3 years since the night i went to wesport with my...
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perhaps nothing was done.
either way, its over and i'm breathing again.
what is it about liars?
its that they assume yr stupid enough to believe them
and let them take advantage of you.
any shadier and light would make her disappear.
on st. patricks day, it will have been 3 years since the night i went to wesport with my...
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wynne:
I'm totally digging on your haiku.
place yr bets.
is she really pregnant or is she trying to pull some sort of dramatic bullshit?
the facts:
used a condom EVERY time.
she's supposedly on the shot, but was due for a new one in feb.
she had a full period a month ago
she had a short period two weeks ago.
results in on monday. doctor's appointment. i'm driving. either way....
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is she really pregnant or is she trying to pull some sort of dramatic bullshit?
the facts:
used a condom EVERY time.
she's supposedly on the shot, but was due for a new one in feb.
she had a full period a month ago
she had a short period two weeks ago.
results in on monday. doctor's appointment. i'm driving. either way....
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wynne:
With the information supplied, there's no frickin' way.
Well, I mean, things DO happen, but I REALLY doubt it.
Good luck with no babies.
Well, I mean, things DO happen, but I REALLY doubt it.
Good luck with no babies.
kloiterra:
thanks for the support, wynne.
...the plot sickens. i don't subscribe to human drama, so i'm not even gonna talk about it. it all ends the same.
oh yeah. THIS is why i've chosen celibacy most of my life....
...the plot sickens. i don't subscribe to human drama, so i'm not even gonna talk about it. it all ends the same.
oh yeah. THIS is why i've chosen celibacy most of my life....
Dreamt last night that i was in the shopping district of some random cityscape...i put down a red blanket and took a nap in the parking lot in front of a strip mall, crying, thinking how only i and my father are the only people i knew who would think nothing strange of doing this (this thought has no factual relavence in waking life) we...
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kloiterra:
yeah i do. i know exactly what it means. the red...strong emotions, passion, sexuality... lost my car - my motiviating drive... feeling helpless and frustrated.
its exactly whats going on in my life. i miss my life. i feel like if i keep doing what i'm doing, i will miss my life. i don't want to do this anymore and i'm in the middle of changing paths and its not fun. but like everything, this is temporary. this too shall pass.
its exactly whats going on in my life. i miss my life. i feel like if i keep doing what i'm doing, i will miss my life. i don't want to do this anymore and i'm in the middle of changing paths and its not fun. but like everything, this is temporary. this too shall pass.
