FUCK YOU AMAZON!
So, no movie ordering this weekend. Apparently Amazon is no longer accepting electronic checks as payment, and I has no credit card yet (waiting on the application for my debit card to go through). Slightly crankypants about this, but there's really not much I can do right now about it. I'm just... crankypants.
Had a crazy gaming session last night. We started out with the dungeon we just got into last time (about a freaking month ago, for fuck's sake...) but the DM got called into work suddenly, so someone else took over the encounter we were in the middle of. Once we finished that, we set it aside and moved to our high-level characters, which I'd only played once but was still fun.
So Nick and I (or Romolo and Sethra, rather) are sailing up to go take over a small town for shits and giggles when there's this HUGE FUCKING SHARK blocking the channel. Four rounds of combat later, the shark was dead and being dismembered to be displayed as ship ornaments. That's when the DM says - Good going, guys. You just killed an Avatar.
Sweet, right? Well, the original DM gets home and picks up the original campaign where we left off, and we start another encounter. That's when it hits me. My AC, compared to the rest of my team, is pure shit, and with these things disappearing every time I hit them, I can't get any health back (I love my Short Sword of Lifestealing). So, between the fact that there were 3 of us versus 17 of them (and more showed up later, little bastards) and the fact that I kept needing heals and shit, it took us several hours to finish this encounter! It got to the point where we weren't even trying anymore.
Ted: Roll a save versus spell.
DM: I don't want to. They fail it.
Ted: Ok, they're on fire.
DM: *checks book* They're immune to fire, but I don't care. They're crispy.
Crazy fucking gaming session, folks. But next time should be good. Nick's created artifacts for everybody in the group, and so I'll get my Kittens of Doom soon! I have no idea what they do, but I get freaking Kittens of Doom! They'll be named Ceiling Cat, Cheezburgur, Loooongcat.
Oh, yeah. And I'm also looking for a decent website where I can get a wig for my Halloween costume. Halp plz?
Fucking lolcats have ruined me... /sigh
So, no movie ordering this weekend. Apparently Amazon is no longer accepting electronic checks as payment, and I has no credit card yet (waiting on the application for my debit card to go through). Slightly crankypants about this, but there's really not much I can do right now about it. I'm just... crankypants.
Had a crazy gaming session last night. We started out with the dungeon we just got into last time (about a freaking month ago, for fuck's sake...) but the DM got called into work suddenly, so someone else took over the encounter we were in the middle of. Once we finished that, we set it aside and moved to our high-level characters, which I'd only played once but was still fun.
So Nick and I (or Romolo and Sethra, rather) are sailing up to go take over a small town for shits and giggles when there's this HUGE FUCKING SHARK blocking the channel. Four rounds of combat later, the shark was dead and being dismembered to be displayed as ship ornaments. That's when the DM says - Good going, guys. You just killed an Avatar.
Sweet, right? Well, the original DM gets home and picks up the original campaign where we left off, and we start another encounter. That's when it hits me. My AC, compared to the rest of my team, is pure shit, and with these things disappearing every time I hit them, I can't get any health back (I love my Short Sword of Lifestealing). So, between the fact that there were 3 of us versus 17 of them (and more showed up later, little bastards) and the fact that I kept needing heals and shit, it took us several hours to finish this encounter! It got to the point where we weren't even trying anymore.
Ted: Roll a save versus spell.
DM: I don't want to. They fail it.
Ted: Ok, they're on fire.
DM: *checks book* They're immune to fire, but I don't care. They're crispy.
Crazy fucking gaming session, folks. But next time should be good. Nick's created artifacts for everybody in the group, and so I'll get my Kittens of Doom soon! I have no idea what they do, but I get freaking Kittens of Doom! They'll be named Ceiling Cat, Cheezburgur, Loooongcat.
Oh, yeah. And I'm also looking for a decent website where I can get a wig for my Halloween costume. Halp plz?
Fucking lolcats have ruined me... /sigh
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What game are you playing? I've only ever played AD&D and few others....but I don't recognize the one you're playing.