cadburys world didn't happen
however, i did gorge myself on cake & chocolate anyway, so it was all good
jaden started school thursday & it would've been too long a day for him, going all the way to brum & back. both kids are usually in bed & asleep by 5.30-6pm (i know, i know, i'm so goddamn lucky in that department
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LITTLE MANS BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!
.....this time 4 years ago i was going through a 38 hour labour (with no pain relief 'cuz i'm so fuckin' hardcore, bitches!!! lol)
.....so anyway, jaden's 4 tomorrow & says he's rather go to cadburys world with erin, neil & my mom than have a party.
good choice boy!
after dreading the thought of 10 or so screaming kids running...
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.....this time 4 years ago i was going through a 38 hour labour (with no pain relief 'cuz i'm so fuckin' hardcore, bitches!!! lol)
.....so anyway, jaden's 4 tomorrow & says he's rather go to cadburys world with erin, neil & my mom than have a party.
good choice boy!
after dreading the thought of 10 or so screaming kids running...
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abortion:
That sounds good enough to be anyones birthday!
That's it! My 22nd birthday we are all going to cadbury world. I am going to find that chocolate river yet.
That's it! My 22nd birthday we are all going to cadbury world. I am going to find that chocolate river yet.
kod:
happy birthday jaden
my kids have gone for the whole weekend!
party time?
you'd think so, wouldn't you.
not for me though, i'm going to be stuck in, having a major de-clutter & getting rid of useless crap i've accumulated over the years.
how fucking exciting!
started with my cd collection lastnight. i don't think i'll ever listen to clawfinger or hed pe again & fuck knows how...
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phinn:
Fankyou for my comment
frantic:
nah make all the useless crap useful, i dont mean in a hippy kinda way just make something destructive that will cause hell to all.
I'm listening to KrissKross!
how friggin cool am I?
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brokenhouse:
you so cool makes me wanna jump jump
frantic:
wow whatever happen to the love heart that said 'be mine' damn things change.........
MY DOCTOR IS SO USELESS!!!!
evidence:
1. he told my friend her baby was dead because he couldn't hear a heartbeat - it's not audible with the equipment he used untill at least 12 weeks & she was only 7 (happy to say harry is now 4)
2. he was sent on "leave" a few years ago for over prescibing valium to old ladies (hee...
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evidence:
1. he told my friend her baby was dead because he couldn't hear a heartbeat - it's not audible with the equipment he used untill at least 12 weeks & she was only 7 (happy to say harry is now 4)
2. he was sent on "leave" a few years ago for over prescibing valium to old ladies (hee...
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agata:
ahhhhhhh, now i get it
lol
well i guess you could always have him bumped off...
lol
well i guess you could always have him bumped off...
lol
agata:
hmmmm
50 quid and a lift home
... saturday ok with you?
lol
50 quid and a lift home
... saturday ok with you?
lol
tell me a joke
....if you make me laugh, i promise when the world is mine your death will be quick & painless
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zyryx:
a joke... sorry love, too damn early. I'll get back to you on that. how do you like your jokes, naughty, nasty, a little racey, clean, knock-knock?
yes I took that photo, got another one of the bee in my d70 folder. did the background blurry on purpose to highlight the bee
is that a new profile pic? lookin good!, how are you feeling? how are the wee ones?
yes I took that photo, got another one of the bee in my d70 folder. did the background blurry on purpose to highlight the bee
is that a new profile pic? lookin good!, how are you feeling? how are the wee ones?
amoff:
yeah i don't know why it made me laugh either. it's good though.
glad the kittens are doing well.
doctor sounds like a twat. is he in banbury? hope he doesn't come here.
here's another joke but you may not like it.
what's twelve inches long and makes a woman moan all night?
or
what's pink and hard and makes a woman cry in the morning?
cotdeath
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glad the kittens are doing well.
doctor sounds like a twat. is he in banbury? hope he doesn't come here.
here's another joke but you may not like it.
what's twelve inches long and makes a woman moan all night?
or
what's pink and hard and makes a woman cry in the morning?
cotdeath
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Q . whats worse than a trip to the dentist, when you are so dental-phobic it's unreal?
A. getting there, only to find out your boyfriends ex-girlfriends(who has made the past 3 years of your life hell) sister is the new dental nurse
luckily i escaped, pain free for today because i needed a longer appointment, but when i go back in 2 weeks i...
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abortion:
Any household sharp item will do, I find plyers and a well placed corkscrew works wonders
frantic:
so you cured your dentil problems yet???
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kinkerbelle:
how sweet.
It's alright. I just put him on the ignore list.
jackie:
cute
cute
cute
cute
cute
shaunie:
yeah i agree !!

<3 to you...and yay for scalping emo kids. I love them, but hey, you need the money more!
Kisses and snuggles to your littles...it sounds like things were splendid for them.