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Tuesday Aug 23, 2005

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tell me a joke

....if you make me laugh, i promise when the world is mine your death will be quick & painless

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zyryx:
a joke... sorry love, too damn early. I'll get back to you on that. how do you like your jokes, naughty, nasty, a little racey, clean, knock-knock?

yes I took that photo, got another one of the bee in my d70 folder. did the background blurry on purpose to highlight the bee

is that a new profile pic? lookin good!, how are you feeling? how are the wee ones?
Aug 24, 2005
amoff:
yeah i don't know why it made me laugh either. it's good though.

glad the kittens are doing well.
doctor sounds like a twat. is he in banbury? hope he doesn't come here.

here's another joke but you may not like it.

what's twelve inches long and makes a woman moan all night?
or
what's pink and hard and makes a woman cry in the morning?




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