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huge cocks aren't everything. haha. it's all good though.. boys are trouble. go out and enjoy yourself.

p.s. i didn't say the huge cocks aren't everything because i have a small penis.. because i DO NOT have a small penis. im not trying to brag. i just dont want to give wrong ideas. hahahaha. eekkkkk

consider me warned.

awww... c'mon! what happened?

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awwww im sorry honey *hugs*

if it make you feel any better ill show you my ass?

she was an adult movies actress

Thanks for the heads up. Things are kind of sucky at the moment here. Hope things improve for the both of us dude.

My account dies on december 15th I think as that's when it's paid up until. I only use myspace as its free.

No, your bum is better!

<3 to you...and yay for scalping emo kids. I love them, but hey, you need the money more!

They're fine, it's me that's crazy! We're struggling a little, because the husband got suddenly deployed thanks to the current hurricane threatening our side of the country. Normally, I wouldn't be so panicked, but we didn't know he was gonna have to leave until about an hour before he did, and I don't have any $$$ or any way to get any or a car. Eek! Luckily, my friend wired me some money, and I was able to buy diapers and groceries. Meanwhile, the kids just say "Daddy's at work on the ship" and take it all in stride. They are tough little birds!

Kisses and snuggles to your littles...it sounds like things were splendid for them.

That sounds good enough to be anyones birthday!

That's it! My 22nd birthday we are all going to cadbury world. I am going to find that chocolate river yet.

happy birthday jaden

nah make all the useless crap useful, i dont mean in a hippy kinda way just make something destructive that will cause hell to all.

you so cool makes me wanna jump jump

wow whatever happen to the love heart that said 'be mine' damn things change.........

ahhhhhhh, now i get it lol

well i guess you could always have him bumped off...


lol

hmmmm


50 quid and a lift home

... saturday ok with you?


lol

a joke... sorry love, too damn early. I'll get back to you on that. how do you like your jokes, naughty, nasty, a little racey, clean, knock-knock?

yes I took that photo, got another one of the bee in my d70 folder. did the background blurry on purpose to highlight the bee

is that a new profile pic? lookin good!, how are you feeling? how are the wee ones?

yeah i don't know why it made me laugh either. it's good though.

glad the kittens are doing well.
doctor sounds like a twat. is he in banbury? hope he doesn't come here.

here's another joke but you may not like it.

what's twelve inches long and makes a woman moan all night?
or
what's pink and hard and makes a woman cry in the morning?




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Any household sharp item will do, I find plyers and a well placed corkscrew works wonders

so you cured your dentil problems yet???

how sweet. It's alright. I just put him on the ignore list.