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I'm likely just one of a million people down the line who've stolen this idea, but I'm amused by it so you're gonna play nice and fill it out for me.

If you do, is there a reward? Yes. Hump day bewbs.

Come on, boys and girls, don't spoil it for everyone else


Application to Become BDeyeD's Love Slave

Name:
Age:
Location:
Bewb size/ Cawk size (you can either describe it in metric or metaphor):

What are your hobbies?

Have any unusual or remarkable talents?

Can you cook a delish vegetarian meal?

Do you like sports? Play any?

Favorite movie genre(s):

Do you practice your Kegels daily, occasionally or seasonally?

How are your driving skills? Should I want to be riding shotgun, or carrying a shotgun?

How much of a boozehound are you?

If you wrote that you don't drink much or not at all... just how do you loosen up?

Who's your usual 'type'?

What do you believe is your best physical feature?

Now, now. Let's not forget about your personality! What's one of your VICES?

How many dates until I can get all up in yo' bidniz?

If you wrote "you're a slut", don't you judge me. However, if you wrote "zero" you're a dirty tramp and I'll be meeting you on cam soon... is there anything you won't do?

Can you sit still long enough for me to draw you?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is having kids?

What is one typically female personality trait that you absolutely despise?

Lay it on me: Give me one fact about yourself I don't know yet.

Are you more on the side of structure or spontaneity?

How do you envision the perfect date?

Say it's my birthday. How would we celebrate it? Yeah, yeah sex is nice, but let's try to be creative!

Finally... Why should I select you?