If you're walking through Iowa city I suggest that you don't follow the freaky haired chic around. I went for a little 4 am stroll, with my ears filled with 16 voltz. Of course, being as I'm essentially people bait, I never go anywhere blindly or blithely. And wouldn't you know it, I picked up a drunk frat boy, or at least a recovering one. So I did a little switch back and he was still following me. Like what the fuck.
So I decided to scare the shit out of this guy. I did another switch and ducked an alleyway. Low and behold along came my prey. He didn't even see it coming. He shit his fucking pants I'm sure. I grabbed him quick and had him locked up.
I told him there were a lot scary things out tonight, and one of them was me, and that maybe he shouldn't be following little grrls around like that. I won't go into the details.
I made him go back the way he came and then I went off on my way. I'm sure he won't be telling anybody how he almost got beat by a grrl. I think I scared my friend a bit cause I just up and went for a walk in the middle of the night. Everyone has their bit of darkness. Mine needed to go for a walk.
So I decided to scare the shit out of this guy. I did another switch and ducked an alleyway. Low and behold along came my prey. He didn't even see it coming. He shit his fucking pants I'm sure. I grabbed him quick and had him locked up.
I told him there were a lot scary things out tonight, and one of them was me, and that maybe he shouldn't be following little grrls around like that. I won't go into the details.
I made him go back the way he came and then I went off on my way. I'm sure he won't be telling anybody how he almost got beat by a grrl. I think I scared my friend a bit cause I just up and went for a walk in the middle of the night. Everyone has their bit of darkness. Mine needed to go for a walk.
[Edited on May 10, 2005 2:11PM]