Me: I just want to be a tattoo artist dad. I at least want to try.
Dad: Okay, well, you do that, and then you hire me.
Me: What the hell are you gonna do at the tattoo parlor??
Dad: Accounting and run the front desk.
Me: The first part is reasonable, but you would just sit and stare at people and not be able to talk to them because of the way tsome of them would look.
Dad: No, I'd look at the wall and talk to them. You gotta do this quick though so that we can start the 5 year plan and franchise so I can retire soon, I'm already 55.
Me: No 5 year plan. No franchise tattoo parlor. No stock market. No. It's all clear to me now, I'M your retirement plan. Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner? How bout we go get you tattooed today with some dollar signs, maybe some numbers for ya.
Dad: Nah, I don't even like jewelry.
(thus concludes the one humorous moment in my craptacular day)
Dad: Okay, well, you do that, and then you hire me.
Me: What the hell are you gonna do at the tattoo parlor??
Dad: Accounting and run the front desk.
Me: The first part is reasonable, but you would just sit and stare at people and not be able to talk to them because of the way tsome of them would look.
Dad: No, I'd look at the wall and talk to them. You gotta do this quick though so that we can start the 5 year plan and franchise so I can retire soon, I'm already 55.
Me: No 5 year plan. No franchise tattoo parlor. No stock market. No. It's all clear to me now, I'M your retirement plan. Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner? How bout we go get you tattooed today with some dollar signs, maybe some numbers for ya.
Dad: Nah, I don't even like jewelry.
(thus concludes the one humorous moment in my craptacular day)
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
rendo:
you should get a tattoo that reads "Daddy's 401k" 
twinkie:
I'm sorry. I'm a California girl, which means, I'm a temperature-wuss!!!!!!!!!!! But I'd actually rather be cold than hot. I'm a stinky sweaty person.