kittycore

blondes get away with being uglier because people are drawn away by the bleach blonde hair, it draws so much attention that all looks are diverted away from their ugly as shit faces. unfortunately the bleach they put in their hair slowly kills any brain cells they might have. dissappointing to say the least.

this story will make you happy: its one of the meanest yet best things i've ever done. its mother's day and i take my mom out to dinner at this really expensive chinese restaruant. everything was great, the food was great; the only thing that sucked cock was the college semester had just ended, and a group of about 20 bleach blonde sorority girls were there celebrating school being over. the whole night, all i could hear was horrid, high pitched valley girl accents and ditzy giggles. i couldnt take it any longer; i had to get the fuck out of there. so, as i decided to make my exit, i turned to the table of 20 something blondes, and almost yelled in my loudest indoor voice possible, "i need to get out of here. all the fumes from the blonde hair dye are giving me a head ache." then i made direct eye contact with the girls at the table. then i made my exit.

the glares i got were so priceless.

i was nearly in tears from the overwhelming joy of ruining their dinner.

nice deal on the necklace. get me one please? thanks.

and i take it your name is beth?