kitten

so today me and my best friend played M*A*S*H* i know its a girl game, but hopefully boys will know what i'm talking about...here's the results:

i married Jake Gyllenhall aka Donnie Darko. we have one kid. i drive a tricked out black custom van with lightning bolts painted on the side. my job is i'm Johnny Depp's personal assistant. Jake is a tattoo artist. we live here in Texas. my best friend is our maid and this annoying fucker i know that we call the Sweater is our butler. unfortunately, despite our jobs, we live in a shack. and we have to live out eternity in hell...but at least we'll have ACDC and Sabbath to entertain us...