kitschy

Haha, I wouldn't hit you! This was some asshole stranger who was behaving inappropriately toward me.

I'd give you an A!

Hmm... I'll tell you a punch line from a joke you've heard.


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Wanna ride bikes?!

OK, here's a joke.

A giraffe and a hippo go into a bar. The giraffe buys the hippo 5 shots, which it takes, then falls over drunk onto the floor. The giraffe gets up to leave and the bartender says, "Hey, you can;t just leave that lyin' there." And the giraffe says, "It's not a lion, it's a hippo."

Another one: Descartes walks into a bbar, has a few drinks, and is about to leave. The bartender says, "One for the road?" Descartes says, "I think not," and then *poof!* he disappeared.