kirin_ka

I played some poker tonight with two girl friends of mine. It started out nice and neat and turned into strip poker. I won. That is always good. Especially when one of them is extemely hot with great boobs; pierced nipples none-the-less. Oh it ruled.

I just watched a Charmin Ultra commercial. In this commercial they showed how much more absorbent Chramin is over the leading brand. They used a blue liquid to show how absorbent it is. What does liquid have to do with taking a crap? Unless you have the worst diarrhea ever, I do not understand how you would want to buy absorbent ass cotton. Does it...
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What happens when you have so much to give, but you can not figure out how to express it. I am not talking about just relationships, but anything. My thoughts are so jumbled that only I know what I mean. When I write I know exactly what I am saying, but no one else seems to. I skip and jump a lot, too. I think...
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National Treasure was sold out. Damnit. So Unravled and I saw "Ray" instead. That movie is beautiful. Jamie Fox did such a great job. Poker tomorrow night. Well, I guess tonight. I love poker. Poker is my crack. I don't know what it is about poker that turns my crank, but I just can't seem to get enough of it. Why is it that I...
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I am going to go see National Treasure tonight. i have recently become extremely interested in this subject. The Holy Grail, Knights Templar, Illuminati, Priory of Scion, and the the number Phi. I am reading "Cracking the Da Vinci Code", which is basically a dictionary of certain things mentioned in "The Da Vinci Code". It is really just fuel for me to burn when I...
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Oops....I accidentally posted the same thing twice. I do not know how to delete. I need to come up with something witty. Do you saw "draw" or "drawl"? If you say "drawl", do you also say "bolth"?

I am double posting for today because I have found a grip of poems yesterday that I have come to love.

I am not very good at this game called
'Life'.
For I've not learned
to see children crying,
without feeling pain.
For I've not learned
to watch animals destroyed,
without wondering why.
For I've not yet met
a king or celebrity
that I would...
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I am going to some metrosexual e-store opening tonight. There is going to be alcohol and metrosexuals everywhere. They are going to have a bachelor/bachelorette auction. If I had money I would get me a bachelorette, or I should auction myself off. I would pull in atleast a dollar. Maybe I can find myself a sugar momma. It will be fun to go to see...
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I got one of my shirts today. "Don't be jealous I've been chatting online with babes all day". Man it rocks. I hung out with some people from SGLBC last night at Extreme Pizza! Even their bathroom is extreme, for extreme customers only. We joked about how extreme you actually have to be. I figured peeing while standing on your head, actually making it into...
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