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I am watching the Garbage Pail Kids movie right now. I am quite sure that I have never seen a scarier movie in my life. I will be checking under my bed the next time I sleep, if I ever do that is. I am sucking my thumb right now, under covers, afraid to go the bathroom because the hallway is dark, and if there...
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koleeta:
why did you feel the need to repost this?
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Holy crap I'm back. Hell may have just frozen over. Let me go check.

Oh yeah, I quit smoking...and I don't drink that much. I also don't remember typing that particular fantasy.


Update: Yes, hell has frozen over. My advice: wear underwear, imagine if you didn't...just think "tongue to pole scene in 'A Christmas Story'".
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chickwithwings:
i love your new sg name.../ but dude... why must you confuse me by changing it every five seconds?
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Well, I traveled a lot and now I am back. I am so good at these updates that it is almost scary. I am thinking of changing my name again. Big shocker.
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smuffy:
hey where are you?
e4:
you just have some crazy fantasy of both sister and the mom dont you?
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Yay for updates which I don't really have to think about.

( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(X) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car-Only my own.
(X) I've Never Been To Japan- Always wanted to go though.
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mistress_m:
happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!
becca_____:
Thanks again for the ride! I'm so glad you made it up there! kiss
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So I went up to SF this weekend. It was the awesome. Got to see some wicked people that I already knew, got to meet some wicked people. I had a funkin great time.
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thejelly:
prink.
thejelly:
this is the website but they have really crappy servers and everytime there is a sale, the site goes kaput. which it is doing right now. i've been trying to get on it all day long but the one i want is probably sold out.

i think i've probably looked at myself in the mirror at least once a day since I could walk to a mirror. I still can't picture myself. but I get what you're saying about remembering yourself in pictures. i have a image of myself at five years old in a frilly peach dress on stage at some baby beauty pageant. i looked like a deer in headlights.

i went to a frame store today and they used a picture of the Ghostbusters in one of their fame displays. it was possibly the best frame store ever.
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So since I haven't updated since Halloween I thought I would do so. So there it is.

Quote of the day:

"Sometimes life is pretty fucked up. Sometimes it is so beautiful that it makes you cry. Mostly it is fucked up though."

Extra quote of the day:

"If I died today I would think only of the mistakes I've made. If I died in...
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joscelyne:
Sometimes it's so fucked up all you can do is cry.
becca_____:
Ohhh, okay. Everyone tells me I should see that. They're probably right.
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Happy Halloween Everyone.
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unravled:
HA! That's exactly what I said to Randy in the theater.

And then when they were digging their sleeping holes, I kept thinking he was going to steal some jewelry.
obd:
so what were you?
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Yay, Birthday joy. Thanks for everyone who dropped a bday comment. So what totally sucks about having a birthday around Halloween is that there are so many wicked parties going on. Come to my wicked party. Booze, poker, cake, hookers. What could be better?


Quote of the day:

"Wow, your Quote of the Day sure blows."

Edit: Haha, I was "tagged" a few days ago...
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jeff_fries:
Happy Birthday. Hope it was *sweet*.
joscelyne:
Happy belated. We'd better be hanging out tomorrow!
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Double update. Let me check something real quick.........yup, hell has just frozen over.


Quote of the day:

"Let's get these bitches."
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paintedbat:
Happy Birthday!!!!!!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
lemuria:
happy birthday. smile biggrin smile
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Update.

Quote of the day:

"There is only one truth; everyone dies. Everything else is plausible."