1. Last person you held hands with:
Myself...?
2. If you were drafted in the war would you survive.
No way, I am the stupid white person in the horror movie. I'd run through a door that was on fire to satisfy my curiosity.
3. Where were you 30 min ago?
Sitting outside.
4. Do you drink milk out of the carton?
I am lazy as fuck.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
I nveer lernt 2 spel gewd.
6. Were your parents cool in high school?
I don't think there are records from the stone age.
7. How fast can you type?
80-90 wpm.
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Only when there are leprechauns staring at me.
9. Eye color?
Blue.
Number 10 has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue number 10?
I am the ninja that kidnapped number 10.
11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Tonight when I got into my house after being locked out for two and a half hours.
12. What's your deepest, darkest fear?
That Lost is going to have the worst final finale ever.
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Pepsi, if that counts.
14. Are you single right now?
Yessum.
15. Can you hula hoop?
If by hula hoop you mean to twirl it with your hands and watch as it spins to the ground, then yes, I can.
16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes I am. Oh my gosh, I have this juice story about this dude...
17. What do you want for Christmas?
Bessides your mom? I'd have to think about that.
18. Do you know the muffin man?
The one that lives Drury lane?
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
Apparently I sometimes have a demonic voice in my sleep.
20. Who wrote the book of love?
Michael Bolton, ass clown for life.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Sure.
22. Are your parents divorced?
Since as long as I can remember.
23. Do you consider yourself successful?
Bwahahahhahahahah. Maybe.
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
How many are there, or how many do I actually call?
25. Current hair color?
Sandy blonde.
26. Plans for tomorrow?
Not dying.
27. When was the last time you said "i love you"?
Long ago, in a land far, far away.
28. How do you feel today?
Cold, not hearted, actually cold due to sitting in the fucking cold for two and a half hours.
29. Are you loved?
I love myself most of the time.
30. What color is the sky?
Dark.
31. Are you a romantic?
I think romanticly and act horribly.
32. Are you black?
Do lungs count?
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
For calling a girl a bitch in fifth grade.
34. What are you looking forward to?
Christmas in Sacramento, so I can see peoples.
35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Oh yeah.
36. Ever snuck out of your house?
I made an art out of it.
37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
Not to my knowledge.
38. Can you handle the truth?
Always.
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
I haven't tried them, but I'm not a picky eater.
40. What 2 things do you almost always bring w/you to places?
Cell phone, and keys.
41. Any cool scars?
No cool ones.
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Yes.
43. How many kids do you plan on having?
3.
44. What do you do when no one is watching?
Sing.
45. Have you ever been in love?
Once.
48. Personality, eyes, or nice watermelons?
Personality, with beautiful eyes, and I don't like watermelon, I prefer cantelope or honeydew.
49. What are you thinking about right now?
Maybe God invented evolution.
Myself...?
2. If you were drafted in the war would you survive.
No way, I am the stupid white person in the horror movie. I'd run through a door that was on fire to satisfy my curiosity.
3. Where were you 30 min ago?
Sitting outside.
4. Do you drink milk out of the carton?
I am lazy as fuck.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
I nveer lernt 2 spel gewd.
6. Were your parents cool in high school?
I don't think there are records from the stone age.
7. How fast can you type?
80-90 wpm.
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Only when there are leprechauns staring at me.
9. Eye color?
Blue.
Number 10 has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue number 10?
I am the ninja that kidnapped number 10.
11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Tonight when I got into my house after being locked out for two and a half hours.
12. What's your deepest, darkest fear?
That Lost is going to have the worst final finale ever.
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Pepsi, if that counts.
14. Are you single right now?
Yessum.
15. Can you hula hoop?
If by hula hoop you mean to twirl it with your hands and watch as it spins to the ground, then yes, I can.
16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes I am. Oh my gosh, I have this juice story about this dude...
17. What do you want for Christmas?
Bessides your mom? I'd have to think about that.
18. Do you know the muffin man?
The one that lives Drury lane?
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
Apparently I sometimes have a demonic voice in my sleep.
20. Who wrote the book of love?
Michael Bolton, ass clown for life.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Sure.
22. Are your parents divorced?
Since as long as I can remember.
23. Do you consider yourself successful?
Bwahahahhahahahah. Maybe.
24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
How many are there, or how many do I actually call?
25. Current hair color?
Sandy blonde.
26. Plans for tomorrow?
Not dying.
27. When was the last time you said "i love you"?
Long ago, in a land far, far away.
28. How do you feel today?
Cold, not hearted, actually cold due to sitting in the fucking cold for two and a half hours.
29. Are you loved?
I love myself most of the time.
30. What color is the sky?
Dark.
31. Are you a romantic?
I think romanticly and act horribly.
32. Are you black?
Do lungs count?
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
For calling a girl a bitch in fifth grade.
34. What are you looking forward to?
Christmas in Sacramento, so I can see peoples.
35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Oh yeah.
36. Ever snuck out of your house?
I made an art out of it.
37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
Not to my knowledge.
38. Can you handle the truth?
Always.
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
I haven't tried them, but I'm not a picky eater.
40. What 2 things do you almost always bring w/you to places?
Cell phone, and keys.
41. Any cool scars?
No cool ones.
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Yes.
43. How many kids do you plan on having?
3.
44. What do you do when no one is watching?
Sing.
45. Have you ever been in love?
Once.
48. Personality, eyes, or nice watermelons?
Personality, with beautiful eyes, and I don't like watermelon, I prefer cantelope or honeydew.
49. What are you thinking about right now?
Maybe God invented evolution.
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