1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
No idea, her first name was Lisa, though.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
None existent in the color of invisible.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Sesame Street theme song. If people wouldn't dig that, Flaming Lips- Do You Realize.
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Tacos. 4 jillion tacos.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Jesus. Come one...it's for everyone's sins and such.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
Jesus's.
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Teh ass.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Nope.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
The ability to do whatever I wanted.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
A big fat greasy hamburger.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends on the drink
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
Oh, we live in a beautiful world. Yeah we do, yeah we do.
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
It used to be hot pink, but I think I like red now.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf, so I couldn't hear stupid people anymore.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Sure, who doesn't.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Nope.
18. Least favorite month?
Summer. That counts as a month for me.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Leprechaun.
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
Me.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Date?
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Violent dirty movies.
23. Fall or spring?
Fall.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
I don't regret the things I have done, only that which I have not.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? If you are gay, what person of the opposite sex would you do it with? If you are bi, what person of the less preferred sex would you do it with?
Johnny Depp.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Italy or Japan.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
My family.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Elizabeth Montgomery.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
The bible.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Chill.
31. Favorite drinking game?
Dazed and Confused.
32. What did you dream last night?
There were clown shoes and midgets. A crique de soliel thing going on in the back. Contortionist everywhere...oh wait...dream...not fantasy. My bad.
No idea, her first name was Lisa, though.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
None existent in the color of invisible.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Sesame Street theme song. If people wouldn't dig that, Flaming Lips- Do You Realize.
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Tacos. 4 jillion tacos.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Jesus. Come one...it's for everyone's sins and such.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
Jesus's.
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Teh ass.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Nope.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
The ability to do whatever I wanted.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
A big fat greasy hamburger.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends on the drink
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
Oh, we live in a beautiful world. Yeah we do, yeah we do.
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
It used to be hot pink, but I think I like red now.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf, so I couldn't hear stupid people anymore.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Sure, who doesn't.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Nope.
18. Least favorite month?
Summer. That counts as a month for me.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Leprechaun.
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
Me.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Date?
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Violent dirty movies.
23. Fall or spring?
Fall.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
I don't regret the things I have done, only that which I have not.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? If you are gay, what person of the opposite sex would you do it with? If you are bi, what person of the less preferred sex would you do it with?
Johnny Depp.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Italy or Japan.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
My family.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Elizabeth Montgomery.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
The bible.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Chill.
31. Favorite drinking game?
Dazed and Confused.
32. What did you dream last night?
There were clown shoes and midgets. A crique de soliel thing going on in the back. Contortionist everywhere...oh wait...dream...not fantasy. My bad.
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1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
David, I think. And if it's not David, it's Michael. One of the two
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
spring green with blue scalloped trimming
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
The Juliana Theory's "You always say goodnight, goodnight" or "This is the end of your life". Probably the former, though, since people are too put off by negativity, and it'll be a freaking funeral...
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
I have no idea. Probably something potatoey.
5. Beatles or Stones?
You could take one and smoosh the other...but that would be mean. Um, I guess beatles.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
I don't know! I guess the person that came up with the idea of pickles, but I don't want that person to die, really. I don't want anyone to die, not by my hand!
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
My own?
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Does being a good kisser count? That kind of has a whole bunch of physical aspects to it, though...
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
I think the word is "tolerate", and I'd be lying if I said I didn't tolerate one or three, but I know it's the same way around so I don't feel bad for admitting it
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
We talked about the dollar/pocket thing. Is that a super power? I guess I kinda wish I could fly so I could avoid having to pay so much for travel, but I think the pressure and other conditions would be too much for me...or I'd get eaten by a shark because I'd fly too close to the sea surface...
11. Favorite hangover cure?
A big fat greasy hamburger patty melt with grilled onions.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends on the drink < yeah, what you said, but in less quantities because everyone knows I'll pass out if I sniff the cap of a wine cooler
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
I want to break your heart and give you mine or What you don't have, you don't need it now
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Doesn't matter
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
blind. I don't know!
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Of course.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Nope.
18. Least favorite month?
I don't think I have one of those either.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Mannequin...in theater, anyway
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
My mom
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
A few weeks ago, maybe. We're a stay-at-home-and-make-dinner couple.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Violent dirty movies. < right on.
23. Fall or spring?
Fall.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
none
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? If you are gay, what person of the opposite sex would you do it with? If you are bi, what person of the less preferred sex would you do it with?
Scarlett Johansson. Or maybe someone hot and crazy, because for some reason I really think the psycho girls have a tendency better in bed. I don't know why.
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
home
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
Jeremy, Tiff, Mommy
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?
Kiefer Sutherland. I'm so going to buy him a Scotch or three!
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
Animal Farm. But don't worry, my freshman year exam results sold me out.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
meh
31. Favorite drinking game?
I've only played one, I think, so I don't have a favorite
32. What did you dream last night?
I don't remember. I remember a bunch that I had last Saturday, though!
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Flaming Lips- Do You Realize.
I realize this song makes me want to cry. Well The Postal Service remix does anyway.