Does your cock hang low? Does your cock hang low? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? If so, here's the perfect solution to all your pesterous problems...........
Put a leash on that puppy. Buwahahahaha
Don't make me tell your momma on you, or she may decide to buy you one of these.......
Put a leash on that puppy. Buwahahahaha
Don't make me tell your momma on you, or she may decide to buy you one of these.......
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thelibra:
I don't even have one of those and that hurts to look at.
sublive:
yikes