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Sunday Jan 30, 2005

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These two guys in a bar have a bet on who can get the most use out of a dime in one week. One week passes and the two men meet back at the bar. The first man says, "Well I think I have you beat!" "The 1st day I bought a cigar, the 2nd day I smoked half, the 3rd day I smoked the other half, and the 4th day I used the ashes in my wifes flower pots." "That's all!" said the 2nd man. "I beat that!" "The 1st day I bought a sausage, the 2nd day I ate half, the 3rd day I ate the other half, the 4th day I used the skin for a condom, and the 5th day I shit in the skin and took it back to the deli and said it was rotten and got my dime back."
puke ha ha biggrin
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crab:
Patience is a virtue that i will never had, but i guess if i want the work done right i should wait. Thanx for the input....
Jan 30, 2005
moongirl:
...everytime i look...and this has only been in the last hour or so...you've got a different profile pic biggrin

and the joke...funny and gross...i'm really having mixed emotions
puke biggrin puke biggrin puke biggrin
Jan 30, 2005

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