HERE'S A COUPLE OF JOKES THAT I THINK ARE PRETTY FUNNY:
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".
One the way...
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detroitmofo:
hot_rod:
i had a great thanksgiving, how about you?
HAVE A HAPPY THANKGIVING EVERYONE!!
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ash:
happy turkey eatin!!!
suicide_bob:
to you as well
If you look at my new pics in the naughty albums, please leave comments on them there, so I know what you think of each one. Thanks. 
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bluepixie:
Love the pics, your awesome 
gravedoll666:
Nice pics! I'm gald you agree, I mean there are somedays where I hate living here. A good example, I'm trying to get my tattoo and about 10 drunken preps come in giggling that sickening barbie doll laugh and says "let's all get our belly buttons pierced!" I roll my eyes as I enjoyed the pain and think "yeah, that's right you fucking carbon copies! Make sure they all can't tell the difference !" All their pussies look the same! Bet their boyfriends like that, so if they fuck her best friend they can always say "sorry honey, you all know you look the same!" DIE BARBIE DOLLS DIE!!!!
DIE BARBIE DOLLS DIE!!!! I'm not getting anything for Christmas, because I am on the naughty list. I'm not speshul... 
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frankeng:
naughty girl and boy just get naught gifes
devilman40k:
I was on the naughty list once and my brothers weren't. So i waited for santa and beat his old ass into submission to give me some toys. 
Old fucker better understand wrestlers don't get penalty cards, warning calls, and never get put on a naughty list! 
Old fucker better understand wrestlers don't get penalty cards, warning calls, and never get put on a naughty list! What's in your mix? I am French, German, Irish, Sioux, Cherokee, and Blackfoot Native American. 
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eidmar:
English - 100%
heathavoid:
french/french canadian, german, irish, english.
HELL
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zpo:
My spidey-sense is tingling...
eidmar:
ain't no place for a purdy gal
much X's and O's to all my SG friends. Merci, Gracias, Thank you, etc. You make my days gggrrrreat. 
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audrey:
hi too
Which do you think is better looking and feeling: natural breasts or paid for breasts, and why? 
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heff:
Breasts are Breasts....that simple...
I mean fake boobs are good with in reason...they will never sag...cant wait till they are all 70 years old...no wrinkles...hahah
Thats disgusting..
Heff
I mean fake boobs are good with in reason...they will never sag...cant wait till they are all 70 years old...no wrinkles...hahah
Thats disgusting..
Heff
filmme:
fake boobs are bullshit...
i love real REAL REAL!
mmm.. soft...
i love real REAL REAL!
mmm.. soft...
What's your favorite color?
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kinkerbelle:
Thanks
spinky:
Red for sure
If you could live anywhere, whether it's in the states or a different country, where would it be and why would you choose to live there?
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kinkerbelle:
If I am choosing to live in the states: then maybe California, Florida, Texas, or Colorado. I've lived in Cali, and there's lots to do for fun, plus I have family there. Texas has friendly Southern people, and it's where I was born and raised. Colorado near the Rockies in a log cabin near lots of trees, and a lake or pond would be nice. If I chose to live overseas (which I've never been) then maybe Germany, France, or Ireland. Seeing as how I am French, Irish, German, and Native American mix. It would be cool to see the different cultures, and learn different languages.
eidmar:
Austin - because it rocks
Costa Rica - it's where i will end up
Costa Rica - it's where i will end up
Tell me about your fantasy.....
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kinkerbelle:
I actually have a lot of fantasies. One involves putting edible body products all over me and some one else, rubbing my body on theirs so that the product is on myself, too. Then seeing who can lick it all off first. I know, it probably sounds kinda cheezy, but there's more to it.
zpo:
If you ever need any help with that fantasy be sure to let me know. I don't think it sounds cheezy at all. Unless, of course, one of the products is Cheeze Whiz...
The big question is -- what does the winner of the "how fast can you lick it off contest" get?
I don't think it sounds cheezy at all. Unless, of course, one of the products is Cheeze Whiz...
The big question is -- what does the winner of the "how fast can you lick it off contest" get?
Seen any good movies lately?
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tikki:
Team America was great 
heff:
Just watch The Fifth Element agian. I still love that movie even though it is old. Heh
Heff
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