"I might like you better if we slept together". ( I have that Slunt song in my head. BTW...is Slunt slut and cunt put together? 
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"Pumping up Daddy":
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh......
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A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh......
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hawks:
Everyone could use a good pumping up, now and then.
hawks:
I was surprised to see that you weren't already in that album.
What is your wildest sexual fantasy?
BTW, if you are wanting to buy me something for whatever reason, I wouldn't mind getting some SG shiznit. (I really like the Erin board) You know poor bum beotches need love, too.
>;P
BTW, if you are wanting to buy me something for whatever reason, I wouldn't mind getting some SG shiznit. (I really like the Erin board) You know poor bum beotches need love, too.
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anothervictim:
:x won't tell. But it involves wax and razor blades.
freon:
One that, if you didn't know better, you'd think we were trying to kill each other. Bladed implements a plus. Firearms best left outside.
Where did you get the idea for that email address???? I have a hunk'rin suspicion, wanna see if I'm right.
Where did you get the idea for that email address???? I have a hunk'rin suspicion, wanna see if I'm right.
got new pics up in a few albums...AGAIN. So....have you seen any good movies lately, at the theatre or at home? (No, I am not talking about porn) I just saw I Robot. I thought it was pretty cool. 
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_thegrifter_:
I got around to watching the Spidey 2 & Punisher dvds the other week. But otherwise I'm behind. Ihaven't been to the theatre since national treasure.
adamwagner:
I just saw The Bourne Supremecy and that was pretty good. I saw Blade Trinity last night. If it wasn't for Van Wilder, that movie would have been horrible. I still think you should check it out though. 
Listening to "Insane Clown Posse", laughing my ass off! 
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zpo:
Just don't laugh your ass totally off. Its much to cute to lose.
dkl:
I knew you would like that site. Have fun building the GP-kids. 
Thanks for the one you sent me; are you calling me a shithead.
Thanks for the one you sent me; are you calling me a shithead. It's freakin cold outside! I know it's not right to point, but shit, they can't help it! ha! :3 Help, I need someones naked body to heat me up before the frost bite sets in. Let's make a fire baby, but instead of rubbing two sticks together, we're rubbing two bodies. Merci, Gracias, and thanks to all the freaks that make this world a better...
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evile25:
By making me think about being able to lie next to you in front of a fire 
antonp:
yeah i did drama gcse (exams at age 16). it's just a cool way to interact with people. and i'm very nostalgic for that feeling of coming out of rehearsals into streetlamp-lit winter nights.
plus, i want to act some chekhov!
plus, i want to act some chekhov!
What do you like about me? Just curious, because I like to hear good things about myself. Shit. I only always mentally abuse myself. I am my own biggest critic.
I am obsessed with care bears for some reason. I think I need help. I added some on to my wish list, hoping....just hoping. Oh, and you probably already know that I loooovvveee the color...
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I am obsessed with care bears for some reason. I think I need help. I added some on to my wish list, hoping....just hoping. Oh, and you probably already know that I loooovvveee the color...
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scissorhands925:
well you have a dirty mind,which is very nice....and your hair looks really good in your profile pic...nice bum too !!!
THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU ANNNGG HAAAAHHHH...(THE ROMANTICS)
so lets hear what you like about me
THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU ANNNGG HAAAAHHHH...(THE ROMANTICS)
so lets hear what you like about me
zpo:
Hmm.. The problem isn't what I like about you. The problem is how to express it in words.
So, in this PowerPoint world, here's a bulleted list
- You're real - you don't come in flouncy bouncy every day talking about sweetness and light. You also don't come in every day bemoaning how the world is killing you. Real people live somewhere in the middle, with good days and bad days.
- You're taking time to examine yourself - You know you're your own worst critic. Thats the way it always is among real and honest people. From what I've seen you're also aware that you're harder on yourself than you should be. Just in the last couple of months I've seen you grow through your postings and responses here.
- A little bent - Have you seen what passes for normalacy these days ?!?! The way you look at things makes me laugh sometimes. It also means you're not taking the easy well-trodden path in the world. The really interesting things in life are on the side roads and partially overgrown trails. I've got a feeling you like to explore them.
- Learning through pain - Since the dawn of time man has learned and grown through pain and adversity. Given some of the things you've shared here and with me privately, you've done a lot of learning and growing in your 25 years. I know its not usual to say it -- Its made you stronger, more experienced, and more genuine than most.
- Gorgeous - I'd be dishonest if I said that the first thing I saw was your beauty. Its your heart and soul that keep me coming back.
Oh, and did I mention I have green eyes with little gold circles around the irises? I've got a few green shirts to wear too. Green is one of my favorite colors.
So, how about giving yourself and big hug and reminding yourself how wondeful you are.
So, in this PowerPoint world, here's a bulleted list
- You're real - you don't come in flouncy bouncy every day talking about sweetness and light. You also don't come in every day bemoaning how the world is killing you. Real people live somewhere in the middle, with good days and bad days.
- You're taking time to examine yourself - You know you're your own worst critic. Thats the way it always is among real and honest people. From what I've seen you're also aware that you're harder on yourself than you should be. Just in the last couple of months I've seen you grow through your postings and responses here.
- A little bent - Have you seen what passes for normalacy these days ?!?! The way you look at things makes me laugh sometimes. It also means you're not taking the easy well-trodden path in the world. The really interesting things in life are on the side roads and partially overgrown trails. I've got a feeling you like to explore them.
- Learning through pain - Since the dawn of time man has learned and grown through pain and adversity. Given some of the things you've shared here and with me privately, you've done a lot of learning and growing in your 25 years. I know its not usual to say it -- Its made you stronger, more experienced, and more genuine than most.
- Gorgeous - I'd be dishonest if I said that the first thing I saw was your beauty. Its your heart and soul that keep me coming back.
Oh, and did I mention I have green eyes with little gold circles around the irises?
I've got a few green shirts to wear too. Green is one of my favorite colors.
So, how about giving yourself and big hug and reminding yourself how wondeful you are.
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kaitee:
Woohoo 14/15!!
psyko514:
i'm gonna be getting plenty drunk this saturday. then on sunday, i've got a dinner with family and friends at my dad's place.
so, what do ya want for xmas?
so, what do ya want for xmas?
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dkl:
I could'nt even finish and I'm a plumber 
devilman40k:
sure...i thought it was LOL but i see i was wrong.
So intoxicated, I'm so stimulated, feel so x-rated. Baby let me be your playground. If you came for a show, I'm gonna make you lose control. Make you beg for more.
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frankeng:
why you so cute
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 4:38AM]
why you so cute[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 4:38AM]
junebug:
mmmmmmmmmmmhhhyummy
Hi. Yes, I admit it... I am a poor beotch. 
If you are one of my friends who is sweet, and going to get me something from my wish list, please be respectful of my privacy, and not save my personal info. Thank you. I will be posting more pics soon. I am trying to come up with some original ideas. Does anyone have any...
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If you are one of my friends who is sweet, and going to get me something from my wish list, please be respectful of my privacy, and not save my personal info. Thank you. I will be posting more pics soon. I am trying to come up with some original ideas. Does anyone have any... Read More
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anothervictim:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ok I feel better now. hi.
syer_lps:
Had a great weekend!! how about you?
WANTED: A sugar daddy or sugar mommy, and no I am not talking about candy.
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hawks:
Your gift list isn't working. When I add something to cart and procede to checkout, it wants me to fill in the ship to address.
vivabicicletta:
insert lyrics so a very popular andrea 3000 song here.
and the queens of the stone age version of that song is pretty rad too. you should check it out sometime.