Joke of the day:
A Pickle, Cucumber, and Penis were talking about how life sucks being hard. The pickle says,"They chop me up, jar me, and then eat me!" The cucumber says,"They just take and eat me whole!" Then the penis finally speaks out,"They slap a rubber glove on my head, put me in a dark room, and bang me up against a wall until...
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You have like name ADD...i swear you cant decide on one...i think your name should be Spanky....just because i dont have anyone named Spanky in my life
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