kingskottie

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Painted on mustaches are really cool. you think if i started dressing and acting like Groucho Marx... i'd get girls?

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DISPATCHES FROM DEW TIME



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NOVEL APPROACH (blurb 5...from LEVIATHAN LOUNGE)


The car was still smoking when the state police rolled up to the scene. Ronnie was ordering another beer with his good eye shut at the bar.

The lounge was old. Pictures of gnarled sailors and tattooed metal hessians hung on the wall. The Leviathan got it's name from Moby Dick but the understanding is that you could end up whale food if you crossed it's path.

"Ronnie... you shitbird" the tattooed bearded bartender barked. "Whiskey and OJ? ...right?" The bleeding squinting man nodded.

"Hard to see ya Jack.... I got maced by that dancer that was in here earlier." He felt he had to explain the smell and the squint. He figured the bleeding arms and face were self explanitory.




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LISTENING


LL Cool J "Rock The Bells"


AND



NEW IDLEWILD

"No Emotion"


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DRINKING

Pils

Reflective of the traditional German style, Stoudt's Pils is delicately dry with firm bitterness. The crispness of Saas Hops & a dry malt finish make the Pilsener an excellent aperitif. 4.7% abv.
Pair with shellfish, fish, chicken & caviar.

5.4% abv

Traditional German- style Lager
Medium body
Brilliant straw color
Crisp & Delicate
Aggressive bitterness
Noble hop aroma

40 ibu
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HOPING FOR SEX WITH






MICHELLE FORBES!!!! meow!!!!