kingskottie

i am going to try to combine day drinking with xmas shopping, we will see how that turns out

Her forehead wrinkles scare me. Don't do her.

Why do you insist on calling me a dork? Why can't I be something like sex kitten or pretty girl?

Christmas is coming, I bet you are getting a lump of coal. I got sex. Eat that.

how about just hoping for sex in scott's motel... no room service, just a 25 cent vibrating bed and a greasy chicken joint next door... oh yeah, the ice maker is broken so we should drink the beer before it gets hot.... damn, the jazz station never sounded better!

wheeeeeeeee!

Have you been a good boy this year?

Kick out the jams, motherfuckers!! (Go, brother Wayne!!!)

shamefully, perez hilton has become a guilty pleasure of mine

ooh aren't we all hoping for sex with her?


and you of course!

I was going to update my journal today, but, the inserts, smilies, and attachments don't work.

So, no; it's not just you.

Cesar Romero was the best Joker and the best batman villain ever!

i am to the part where she is singing about needing a sweet talkin' c-c-c-candy man

it's me...he's hoping to have sex with me...

Yo Skottie!

omg i want that porter!! i've tried all the anchor steam beers and i save the bottles cause i like their looks. i hope we get some of that around here!

hey pal...no, i'm fine...just a rough patch....how are you?

Why hello to you too

i miss you boo.

I know some kids who would DIE to have the Wii.

Its's sold out in a lot of Best Buys.


ps.: GIANT BOTTLE OF VODKA. fucking giant hang over. LOL