kingoftown

wow. i've been the king of ignoring this website for the past two weeks. i think i've maybe spent 30 minutes on this thing in the past week and a half. sorry about that SG, i've been out having fun in the sun. actually, i've been hiding from the sun. it's been so fucking hot lately. pretty miserable.

pretty sure i set a new record for sleeping in this morning. didn't even budge until 3:30 in the afternoon. that's just ridiculous.

so what's new? been wasting tons 'o time on this ask a ninja website. very funny stuff. do yourself a favor and check it out. askaninja.com do it, you'll be happy. i look forward to killing you.

random friend shout out. J24U. this guy is pretty much the man. and in a totally good way. not the man that i live in fear of, but the man because he's pretty much living the dream right now. at least it seems that way. i'm very jealous of his current situation with his lady. i've told him this before, i'm in a similar situation that he was in, but he lucked out and took it to the next level with a quickness. it gives me great hope to see that it can be done. hopefully some day soon i'll be telling you all about how i'm heading to denver, or the other way around. who knows. anyway, high five J24U.

my dad came up for a visit last week. that was a good time. we got to sit around and make fun of my mom. we also got pretty involved with this world series of pop culture on VH1. damn enjoyable show. i kicked his ass, but it was still fun. went to the harborfest down in the city. looked at some big fucking boats, and then we got rained on. i also got a pretty sweet sun burn.

i've mentioned a few times my friend megan, aka partner in crime aka burner buddy aka chick that works with me. good christ the times we've been having! i honestly can't say i've ever known anyone quite as fantastic as this girl. the other night we got stoned out on the balcony, threw those little snap pop fuckers at people and animals that passed by, and ended up blowing up cupcakes with firecrackers in the middle of the street. if you don't have someone in your life that you can do this with, then my dear friends, there is a wonderful part of your life missing. there has also been smoke bombs thrown from car windows, foot high fives, coconut blunts, simpsons trivia, and enough laughing to make your face hurt. good times. there is talk of a day soon to come filled with cake baking, just so we can blow them up. have you ever seen a cake thrown off a balcony explode mid air? i haven't, but i'm hoping to very soon. i'm very glad to have megan and her explosives in my life.

and whats better? the ladies downstairs are leaving saturday for a week, and lord knows when that happens the fun is sure to start. and when they leave i also sneak downstairs and use their washing machine and dryer. next week is going to be a loud one around these parts. and i'll have more clean clothes than you can shake a stick at.

how about some back to back to back naked?

i love the ladies.

well, since i've been up for almost 5 hours and the sun is starting to go down. i should maybe do something with my day.

hope everyone is kick ass!