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Monday Dec 04, 2006

Dec 4, 2006
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I cracked my back this morning and it was almost orgasmic, I haven't had my back cracked in a very long time.

I just had the best weekend I've had in a very long time.
Starting Thursday night, I went and partied with Meishka and the boys. I recall looking at my watch at 5:30 in the morning and thinking to myself "work starts in 2 hours"
I made it in, but Friday was pretty rough.
I had made plans to go visiting with my friend Kathleen that I met in Halliburton.

My Kathleen story

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

So I ride my bicycle into Halliburton on a Thursday, about noon. I hadn't spoken to anyone at home yet, so at the first payphone I decide it would be a good time to touch base with father or something. Unknowingly to me, there were these two girls sitting on a bench across the street watching me. Having a blue mohawk at the time and all that gear, it was pretty clear that I wasn't from around there. As I'm finishing on the phone, the two girls come say hello. They're on their way to go swimming, I'm welcome to join them if I'd like. Then they just start walking away. Quickly I repack my gear and get on my way. I caught up with the ladies, we left my bicycle and everything else at their place, and then we went for a walk into the woods. There's a stream that goes through here, it's an absolutely beautiful spot. I wish I had my camera with me. Kathleen brought a couple beers; the three of us enjoy the beer and swim all afternoon. It was great. As afternoon turned into evening, I decided to stick around in town for the night. We picked up a few beers, drank them on the porch and had some good conversation. She's done a lot of travelling too, mostly hitchhiking and train hopping. She shared some stories, gave me the phone numbers of a couple of her friends in various places in case I really need somewhere to stay. She told me about a lot of places I should check out. Just talking about it got her back in the travelling mood; she kinda wanted to come with me. Out of beer, and with the beer store closed, we need to find somewhere to go to keep on drinking. Starting at the Family Restaurant, talked to a few locals, drank some more beer. A friend of hers invited us over to another friend's place where they thought if would be fun to make fun of me for wearing pink shoes. It didn't bother me, but apparently Kathleen took offence to it. She got us out of there and we went to another bar called McEck's. The other girl that went swimming with us, Missy, works there. We got mighty drunk that night. I ended up spending the night in Kathleen's bed with her, we were all cuddly and shit, it was cute. She had to wake up in the morning to go to work. I told her she shouldn't go to work, not anymore. She should come out with me and go travelling again. I'd leave the bicycle there (I actually decided fuck the bike later that day and thumbed the rest of my adventure) and we could hitch or she could teach me more about hopping trains. I put up a pretty good argument, she REALLY wanted to come, but her mother got her the job she was working and she didn't want to hurt her. She gave me her email address, we promised to keep in touch. She also gave me a washer (she collects them) that I sewed to my shorts later. When she left for work she told me I could stay and sleep some more, or do whatever around the house, but I was gone probably ten minutes after her. And till now that was the last time I'd seen her, one of the most incredible and beautiful people I'd ever met.



The weather on Friday was pretty shitty, I wasn't sure if I really wanted to drive from Guelph to Halliburton, but as I was finishing work it wasn't so bad out. I went.
As I was leaving Guelph, the weather was starting to get worse; there had been freezing rain all the way through Orangeville. By the time I was through there it was dark out and I couldn't really observe as much. I do recall seeing snow by the time I got to Barrie. And it only got worse from there. The 400 wasn't that bad, but hwy 11 wasn't pretty. And taking the 118 out to Halliburton sucked balls. I almost turned around several times.
I did make it to Halliburton and I did find her house.but she wasn't home. There was a note on her door that said "@ McEck's." The bar was just down the road from her place, so I left the car there. After the drive I'd just had I could use a drink and I wouldn't drink and drive, so the cat stayed. I walked into the bar, it was a quiet night, so Kathleen wasn't hard to find. She was surprised to see me; she'd given up waiting a little while ago and went to the bar to find new plans. Missy was working too. There were hugs all around. Some guy at the bar was buying us all beer all night. I wasn't about to stop him. We invited him back to her place after closing time. I brought 24 beers and a bottle of amaretto with me so we kept going. More people just kept showing up, soon there was a little party going on in Kathleen's tiny house. When all the booze and beer was gone, things started to slow down.

I can see me writing about this weekend forever, so I'm going to skip a lot of the details and try to cut this short, I'm also starting to get tired of all this typing.

Everyone leaves the party
This guy Adam spends the night too
Adam, Kathleen, Missy and I go to breakfast in the morning
Clean up the house
Go to the beer store
Stop by Adam's dad's house so he can grab some cash
End up in a ditch on the way back
Easily get the car out of the snow
Back to town
Stop at the beer store again
Drink of our 48 beers
Dress up time
All four of us get in fancy dresses
Kathleen's barely covers anything, it was hot
Missy's was nice
Adam wore pink
Mine matched my hair
Newspaper boobs
Adam's dress rips
I sewed him back in
Want to crash a wedding, but Adam says no
Decide to start a band together
We're called Drink, Smoke and Piss
Our first song will be called I Don't Wash My Hands When I Shit
Grab the rest of our beer and go make new friends (while still wearing dresses)
Missy works Sunday morning
The three of us go for breakfast again
Only Kathleen and I go back to her house
1:30 in the afternoon
I've got a long drive ahead of me
We part ways again
Promises to visit again, when she moves to Ottawa and for her birthday in February
Hugs & kisses
Few hours later I'm home
I think I'm in love blush , but knowing me she'll probably never know

VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
ontothenext:
OH you're right!!!! smile
Dec 14, 2006
vomitscunt:
Probably not till like after christmas.
Unless yer down for comin to toronto tomorrow for a 3tards show that im not going into? haha
Dec 15, 2006

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