kingofnopants

last weekend when i was having coffee with my friend melissa, we both decided to do a detox type thing. it's something i thought about on and off for a while, then when i found out that she's doing it, i decided to join her. for 10 days starting tommorow, we will be eating nothing but raw fruits and vegetables and drinking only water. it's supposed to flush your system out real good and get a lot of the shit in you out. and i'm sure there's a lot of shit in me. i've still got to talk to melissa and figure out exactly where we draw the lines, i'm unsure about a few things. can i eat nuts for protein? what about 100% fruit juices, she said only drink water, but it would be like drinking my fruits?

so because i can't drink anything alcoholic for the next 10 days, i decided i wanted to get filthy drunk this weekend friday right after work, i headed over to the country club with a 26er of rum. i knew andrew wouldn't be there, but neither was pretty much everyone else too. when i arrived there was only adam and danny, and adam was on his way home for the night. so danny and i stayed up for a while and drank the bottle of rum. when our supply of booze ran dry, i got tired and took my place on the couch for the night.

for some reason, i don't know why, i woke up at like 6:00 in the morning and i couldn't fall back to sleep. i know danny doesn't like to be out of bed before noon, so instead of doing a lot of waiting around for him, i came home. on the drive back i was debating with myself as to whether i should make the trip out to haliburton to go visit kathleen. i've been telling her i'm going to do it one of these days, but she doesn't have a phone so i can't call her to see if she's even going to be around. i would hate to drive all the way there only to find out she's not home or she's made other plans or something. i didn't end up going.

i dyed my hair blue again yesterday. then i decided i wanted to put it up, but i didn't have anything to do it with, so i'd need to go into orangeville or something to get the shit. then i thought, if i'm going into orangeville, maybe my friend jen would like to go do lunch or something while i'm in town. nope, she was on her way out to toronto for the day. so instead of lunch with a pretty girl, i went and did grocery shopping with my mother all afternoon.

jamie called me later yesterday. he also wanted to get good and drunk. i havn't been drunk with jamie in a very long time. we decided we'd go back to the country club, maybe hit up a couple bars or something. he picked me up around 5:30, we drove into kitchener, ordered pizza, went over to the liquor store, back to the country club, and the night has begun. i was in the mood for amaretto last night, it's been a while since i was drinking that, but they didn't have any ice. it's not as good warm. we watched the hockey game and played a couple rounds of kings. mike came back with 24 beer. we brought up the idea about going to a bar or something, chilling with the guys is good and all, but it's nice to go out every now and then too. surprisingly, everyone was up for going out. then we had to decide where to go. we're all going to be drunk, so none of us can drive. there's nothing within walking distance. a bus downtown would take like an hour and it's already 11:00. we'll call a cab. but where are we going? filthy's was an option. it's a nice place, i've ran into a few people i went to highschool with there. someone mentioned roxxannes. titties and beer was sounding pretty good. we're taking a cab, so we checked it out on mapquest, the strip club was a shorter distance than the bar. off to roxxanne's!! danny and i were splitting pitchers of beer, he and i bought a few rounds when the shooter girls came around. we got good and drunk. after closing time we were going to call another cab, we tried to flag a couple down, but with no luck. then some random guy stopped in the middle of the road. it was very obvious he was on something, and we easily talked him into driving us back to the country club. saves us the $30 cab ride. when he dropped us off in the complex, we walked around back and went in the back door, it probably wouldn't be the best idea to let some random fucked up guy know where we're going to be sleeping. he was fucked up. inside we had a couple more beers, decided it would be funny to wake mark up at 5:00. we must have made too much noise because he was awake when we got to his room. oh well, he had to get up about that time for work anyways.

jamie woke me up this morning, it's time to come home. so here i am