kingofcaii

Seriously?! Seriously?

Why is it that every totally awesome girl I come across is taken? I'm just minding my own business and some girl comes up to me "Hey, nice PokeWalker!" I'm like thanks, I'm glad you know what this is mystery girl. I think we should be friends. WHAMM-O, she is now my friend. Her name is Jolynne, she likes video games like I do, and she's Asian (Note: Asian's get extra points in my book). She's totally rad! We were talking about Pokemon, and then her ride came... who happened to be her boyfriend.. -___-

Okay, okay. I get that awesome chicks are taken because of their awesomeness, but why do they have to be friends with me? Do I have something written on my forehead that says "Non-threatening"? I could steal someone's girlfriend! I'll do it man!! Just watch... I'll do it......

Nah, I won't. I'll just sit back and be as funny as possible.