kingmike

Remember how I said I wanted a hot naked chick to jump out of a cake on my birthday? Here's an update on that. I've come to the conclusion that, after extensive research on where to get a cake and what venue I could do this in, the only place that this would be able to be pulled off would be in a strip club.

So it looks like my 30th birthday is going to be in a strip club if there is going to be a hot naked chick jumping out of a cake. I haven't contacted any strip clubs yet because I'm not sure which one I would have it in, and if anyone is legitimately going to be able to make it. The more the merrier, but if my friends can't get the time off or if they can't afford it or for whatever reason they can't make it, I'm not going to spend the cash to make this happen.

This sounds ridiculous, but I want this to become a reality. I will find whatever section of the country this can happen in and go there, the top candidate being California. The only caveat is that I'll need to be able to take video and pictures. At the very least I want to be able to take pictures.

This is going to be an epic event. I'll be turning 30. I want all my friends to be there, I want to be drunk, and I need to have fun and make this a very memorable night because if I'm not distracted by all of that, I'll be freaking out over the horror that I've reached a milestone and I'm not young anymore. I'm not looking forward to getting older but if the folks I care about are with me, then I'll be okay. Beside, are any of you going to miss a hot naked chick jumping out of a cake? You'd be a fool too.