What the fuck happened last night? I was supposed to go to Ohio with Dizzle (Vernal) this weekend. Then he had to work or something, and then he couldn't go. So come 4:00 Friday, I give B-dawg (Vernal's brother Bobby) a call, and he wants to go. So then I was going to Ohio again. Come 6:00, B-dawg said he couldn't go. So then I give Jason a call because he wanted to go to happy hour up in Fredonia with our buddy Griggs.
I go to Valentines and have a 2 Yuenglings. Then I headed over to Muldoons, and they were having $5 pitchers of Bud Light. So I get a pitcherfor myself. I got a cup, but drank mostly right out of the pitcher. Then there was free pizza, and there was beer pong. I've never played it before. We beat the first team on my first game, and then we kept getting down to one last cup and it went for a long time until we finally lost. We played that team twice that night and the same outcome happened both times.
So I finish off my pitcher, and somehow Jason ended up getting two pitchers. The beer pong table was empty at one point, and I saw these 2 girls with tig ol bitties, Leigh and Liz, looking over at the table. So I shouted out to them to come over and that Jason and I were going to beat them at beer pong. We did. It is completely uncharacteristic of me to do that. I'm normally reserved and shy. Attribute that to the beer. I ended up talking to one of the girl's friends too that was also watching the game. I happened to run into my friend Rhyno and this guy who recognized me as Rick's brother. That guy was named Matt. He told me that I looked like him, me, the bald guy with facial hair vs. the American Indian looking guy with a long ass pony tail and without facial hair. Well, we ARE brothers, but usually people who don't know us don't figure it out.
Then Eric showed up. I had called him earlier and told him we were going to be around. About an hour after that, Griggs' sister Annie showed up. She was going to be our DD. (Designated driver, not boob size ) Eric took off to go to EBC, and then a few minutes after that, out of the blue, Dizzle, Kyle, and B-dawg's girl Lindsay showed up. Jason told Griggs that we were going to have them drive us home because we wanted to stay. So I had even more beer. I stole this dude's beer out of his pitcher because it looked like he wasn't going to drink it. Then he yelled at me and said all I needed to do was ask. I did and got some more. I kept following around Kyle and Mrs. B-dawg around because they were my ride. I was so confused about all the events of the night by this point and I just kept telling everyone in our party, "I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't know. I just don't know. All I know is that you (Lindsay or Kyle) are our ride home. I'm following you guys."
It was then closing time, and it was time to go home. Mrs. B-dawg and I were hungry, so we went to PWT (Pizza, Wings, and Things) to get a chicken finger sub. I don't think I've ever been in that place sober. Their chicken finger subs are the best I've ever had anywhere. On the way over, we run into Eric. Eric saw Dizzle and Kyle together and he was pretty disturbed and angry. I guess Eric saw Kyle hanging on some random guy in PWT and was just mad about that and seeing Diz and Kyle together having a good time. Eric wasn't too happy, and I apologized to him, explaining to him in drunkese that I loved him, that I was sorry that he had seen Diz and Kyle, but that they were my ride home. I ran to the car and we headed back to Dizzle's place.
Jason and I and the girls and Dizzle actually hung out for about an hour. I played Guitar Hero II still completely wasted and I didn't do too bad, on the Easy level. I made a drunken post or two here and then Dizzle took me home.
It was a completely strange night, but it was fun. Every time I head to downtown Fredonia some absolutely mind blowing crazy shit seems to happen. What a night.
I go to Valentines and have a 2 Yuenglings. Then I headed over to Muldoons, and they were having $5 pitchers of Bud Light. So I get a pitcherfor myself. I got a cup, but drank mostly right out of the pitcher. Then there was free pizza, and there was beer pong. I've never played it before. We beat the first team on my first game, and then we kept getting down to one last cup and it went for a long time until we finally lost. We played that team twice that night and the same outcome happened both times.
So I finish off my pitcher, and somehow Jason ended up getting two pitchers. The beer pong table was empty at one point, and I saw these 2 girls with tig ol bitties, Leigh and Liz, looking over at the table. So I shouted out to them to come over and that Jason and I were going to beat them at beer pong. We did. It is completely uncharacteristic of me to do that. I'm normally reserved and shy. Attribute that to the beer. I ended up talking to one of the girl's friends too that was also watching the game. I happened to run into my friend Rhyno and this guy who recognized me as Rick's brother. That guy was named Matt. He told me that I looked like him, me, the bald guy with facial hair vs. the American Indian looking guy with a long ass pony tail and without facial hair. Well, we ARE brothers, but usually people who don't know us don't figure it out.
Then Eric showed up. I had called him earlier and told him we were going to be around. About an hour after that, Griggs' sister Annie showed up. She was going to be our DD. (Designated driver, not boob size ) Eric took off to go to EBC, and then a few minutes after that, out of the blue, Dizzle, Kyle, and B-dawg's girl Lindsay showed up. Jason told Griggs that we were going to have them drive us home because we wanted to stay. So I had even more beer. I stole this dude's beer out of his pitcher because it looked like he wasn't going to drink it. Then he yelled at me and said all I needed to do was ask. I did and got some more. I kept following around Kyle and Mrs. B-dawg around because they were my ride. I was so confused about all the events of the night by this point and I just kept telling everyone in our party, "I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't know. I just don't know. All I know is that you (Lindsay or Kyle) are our ride home. I'm following you guys."
It was then closing time, and it was time to go home. Mrs. B-dawg and I were hungry, so we went to PWT (Pizza, Wings, and Things) to get a chicken finger sub. I don't think I've ever been in that place sober. Their chicken finger subs are the best I've ever had anywhere. On the way over, we run into Eric. Eric saw Dizzle and Kyle together and he was pretty disturbed and angry. I guess Eric saw Kyle hanging on some random guy in PWT and was just mad about that and seeing Diz and Kyle together having a good time. Eric wasn't too happy, and I apologized to him, explaining to him in drunkese that I loved him, that I was sorry that he had seen Diz and Kyle, but that they were my ride home. I ran to the car and we headed back to Dizzle's place.
Jason and I and the girls and Dizzle actually hung out for about an hour. I played Guitar Hero II still completely wasted and I didn't do too bad, on the Easy level. I made a drunken post or two here and then Dizzle took me home.
It was a completely strange night, but it was fun. Every time I head to downtown Fredonia some absolutely mind blowing crazy shit seems to happen. What a night.
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