The Blah blah boring part of my blog:
I've been reading again, and I'm almost through my Star Wars book. Been playing a lot of FFIII on DS lately. I started exercising again too because I got my blood work back and my cholesterol, blood sugar, and triglycerides suck major ass. I want to look hot and sexy for the ladies too. I'm going to need more than my wit and charm and liquid courage.
And now for the introspective part of my blog:
Cat food smells absolutely fucking disgusting. I think Purina wasn't part of the cat/dog food recall. For the folks that aren't from the area, or are confused by my Myspace blog, there is a Purina plant in Dunkirk. It smells like cat food for like a good 6 mile radius from that plant. My brother Rick smells it over at his work, which is a good 5-6 miles away. With the recall, I'm sure Purina will ramp up production. Dry cat food smells like they mixed in cat shit with 10 day old bread, and then they baked it. Fuck dry cat food.
And now for some random shit:
Blueberry beer tastes pretty good. If you flip a can of Red Dog upside down and look at it, it looks like Batman is performing cunnilingus. Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats are delicious. They're my second favorite cereal, right after LUCKY FUCKING CHARMS, the greatest cereal evar. Saw an older lady, probably in her 40's, at work when she brought in the new copier. I could tell how old she was by looking at her hands. Still though, she was attractive, and she did a double take when I left for lunch, so you know she wanted a piece of the King. LOL. Older ladies (~10 years older than me) are still sexy, but so are folks say, oh about, 19 or 20. One specifically comes to mind.
And now, the greater commerial EVAR:
I've been reading again, and I'm almost through my Star Wars book. Been playing a lot of FFIII on DS lately. I started exercising again too because I got my blood work back and my cholesterol, blood sugar, and triglycerides suck major ass. I want to look hot and sexy for the ladies too. I'm going to need more than my wit and charm and liquid courage.
And now for the introspective part of my blog:
Cat food smells absolutely fucking disgusting. I think Purina wasn't part of the cat/dog food recall. For the folks that aren't from the area, or are confused by my Myspace blog, there is a Purina plant in Dunkirk. It smells like cat food for like a good 6 mile radius from that plant. My brother Rick smells it over at his work, which is a good 5-6 miles away. With the recall, I'm sure Purina will ramp up production. Dry cat food smells like they mixed in cat shit with 10 day old bread, and then they baked it. Fuck dry cat food.
And now for some random shit:
Blueberry beer tastes pretty good. If you flip a can of Red Dog upside down and look at it, it looks like Batman is performing cunnilingus. Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats are delicious. They're my second favorite cereal, right after LUCKY FUCKING CHARMS, the greatest cereal evar. Saw an older lady, probably in her 40's, at work when she brought in the new copier. I could tell how old she was by looking at her hands. Still though, she was attractive, and she did a double take when I left for lunch, so you know she wanted a piece of the King. LOL. Older ladies (~10 years older than me) are still sexy, but so are folks say, oh about, 19 or 20. One specifically comes to mind.
And now, the greater commerial EVAR:
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You are totally right.
But I see a good friend of mine today. At first, I didn't feel like going out, but it helped me a lot.
You helped me with your smart words too.
Hope you had a great weekend
xo