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Friday Dec 05, 2003

Dec 5, 2003
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I just realized that a handle as righteous as mine couldn't possibly appear in all lowercase, so I added five capital letters to it.

Also, I just ordered my brand new Alienware PCs, which I plan on using to take over the government, just like Richard Pryor in Superman III. I'll be poor as hell, but I'll have the warm glow of my Alienware's red eyes to keep me warm on the streets... provided I can find an outlet to plug it into.
mistereel:
well you better find a safe bridge to live under cause im going to steal the cpu from you.
Dec 5, 2003
anything:
unlike me, who just ends up like richard pryor in The Toy.

see you tonight.
Dec 5, 2003

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